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12-25-2018, 03:08 AM #1
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
There is this guy - and let me tell you he is quite strange - who goes up on my roof every year, climbs down my chimney, and eats all my cookies and drinks all my milk!

Do I have a case?
12-25-2018, 03:15 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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No you don't have a case. Santa lives here and he starts here every year, that's why we get our presents on xmas eve, first of everyone
12-25-2018, 03:32 AM #3
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-25-2018, 03:15 AM)Octo Wrote:  No you don't have a case. Santa lives here and he starts here every year, that's why we get our presents on xmas eve, first of everyone

So you've got one, too?

Our guy's name is Fred. By the time Santa gets here the milk and cookies are gone.
12-25-2018, 04:22 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Did Santa bring you any cool stuff?
12-25-2018, 07:46 PM #5
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-25-2018, 04:22 PM)Octo Wrote:  Did Santa bring you any cool stuff?

Thank you for asking. I don't know because Fred came back. We'll need to ask him. chuckle.gif Was hoping for some new aluminum foil...maybe a hat or something?

DHL brought me some cool stuff yesterday. They were parts for my biz that had been held up for a long time with US Customs resulting in lots of backorders. So today, I'll be "loving up" the products while getting them ready for shipment. It feels like the best Christmas ever to be focused on loving and giving. Plus, an 18-year friend relationship that had crashed and burned on Thanksgiving has mended. We are going to get together for lunch probably Saturday.

How about you?
12-25-2018, 09:01 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,351 Threads:1,581 Joined:Feb 2011
Taking it easy today, JR's busy in the kitchen and we're gonna be watching Christmas movies later. I had an allergic reaction to something in my box of chocolates so that wasn't very nice 13.gif Feeling better today.
12-26-2018, 05:24 AM #7
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-25-2018, 09:01 PM)Octo Wrote:  Taking it easy today, JR's busy in the kitchen and we're gonna be watching Christmas movies later. I had an allergic reaction to something in my box of chocolates so that wasn't very nice  13.gif Feeling better today.

Hope you feel better soon. It's no fun not feeling so hot.

PS. To avoid this type of allergic reaction in the future simply forward said boxes to you know who. I offer this service because I am a giver.
12-26-2018, 11:21 AM #8
Imposter Member
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Well, we put out milk and cookies and the next morning the Scotch was all gone, there were cigarette butts in the candy dish and Mom's panties were hanging in the tree. I don't think this Santa guy is all he's cracked up to be. BTW, he never even touched the milk and cookies.
12-26-2018, 04:20 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,351 Threads:1,581 Joined:Feb 2011
I would have gone for the Scotch too

yup.gif
12-27-2018, 02:57 PM #10
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-26-2018, 04:20 PM)Octo Wrote:  I would have gone for the Scotch too

yup.gif

in my village we don't have any Santa
never heard of this stupid fat old man from North pole??
it's crazy story.
in my village we have the Epiphany witch and she comes on the midnight 6th January to judge the naughty children and we all live in fear of her.
if by any chance some children very well behave , they get very small presents like sugar lollies to make the mouth sweet,
but because most children are very naughty and do strange bad behaviour, then the Epiphany witch see always bring us lumps of coal very shiny black.
we hang up my grandfather old socks because he have big foot because we hope for sugar lollie
but if we get coal, it's still good because we burn for heat yay.gif
obrigado and Feliz Ano Nuevo because Feliz Navidad finish yay.gif
12-27-2018, 08:13 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,351 Threads:1,581 Joined:Feb 2011
So your island village is on a Gregorian calendar? Merry Yule regardless coffeetime.gif
12-28-2018, 07:39 AM #12
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-27-2018, 08:13 PM)Octo Wrote:  So your island village is on a Gregorian calendar? Merry Yule regardless coffeetime.gif
thank you for your Merry mule wish to me.
You are always very gentle and kind and you look sexy in red dress.
Stringroi always naughty to me and wipe me out in exile.
Merci beaucoup maintenant
12-31-2018, 10:50 AM #13
fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-27-2018, 08:13 PM)Octo Wrote:  So your island village is on a Gregorian calendar? Merry Yule regardless coffeetime.gif

yay.gif yay.gif yay.gif

I can't believe I still not be banned??
Octo very kind for me, thank you.

I get ready start drink until midnight and wish best things for your happiness next year cheers.gif
37.gif thank you beercheer.gif
12-31-2018, 07:27 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif

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01-04-2019, 04:24 PM #15
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-31-2018, 07:27 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif

one thing non much very well know in the West because of too much technology.
in my village tradition we live very different culture.
we no have the fat father christmas
we have the Epiphany witch since 2000 years ago when Jesus born and the Magi 3 wise men magicians come for gifts
that's the true date for gift
midnight 6 January
not 24 decemebr
you have the date wrong in the West
anyway, my warning is to give knowledge so you know
tomorrow night at midnight precise ALL the animal in the world they speak just like us humans
they speak human
so in my village before we go to bed we make sure we feed the animals with lots and lots and lots of nice food so the animals appreciate and they happy with humans
when animals speak, if they happy they speak good things and good blessings for us
but if animals angry because no food to eat they CURSE humans especially the owners and they humans have bad luck for the full year.
that's all my warning I wanted to speak for you
Happy Epiphania to everybody specially Octo and her husband Jay



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