So I said....
No problem, we can go back to Philly..
I can go lease us a Leopard 2 A6 tank fitted with General Dynamics equipment, and drive up to philly this summer.
Pop can be the gunner, I'll man the Fifty on the roof, and my girlfriend can ride on the back with her boots and FN herstal Scar Mark 16.
Your Boyfriend, and his family can all drive their 6x6, 8x8 and Tracked ARGO All Terrain off road vehicles with a Dillon Aero Minigun on the backs of them... behind the tank with their M249s and Javelin Shoulder Fired missile launchers in their hands...
Jay can drive the Tank, and CJ can be the tank commander.
So how much do you want to pay for the food in Philly ? because I paid enough, and I paid all I'm going to pay.