I think im dying.......internal injuries..*update involving wasp nest*
03-07-2014, 12:50 PM
#18
(03-07-2014, 11:31 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:(03-07-2014, 02:16 AM)KILLUMINATI Wrote: I fell out of a tree and I am in pain........I am too cheap to pay the climber and decided to do that part myself......it hoits soooo bad!!!
is your venus damaged? i dont want to have to break up with you, but i will..
in all seriousness maybe a doc visit isnt such a bad idea..
Yeah, you never know if something may be damaged. May you never have a cranky pancreas.
03-07-2014, 02:26 PM
#19
I'm glad you 'may' be OK Kill. I was thinking of equipping my son with a chainsaw and ladder this Spring to prune the crazy wild trees in our backyard, but now I am worried for his safety. Those tree pruners want a small fortune for a little work.
03-07-2014, 04:47 PM
#20
biere and bacon have unique healing properties. just saying.
Biere.
03-07-2014, 06:15 PM
#22
03-07-2014, 06:38 PM
#23
Sure, if you have biere and bacon you qualify. 
03-07-2014, 06:49 PM
#24
03-07-2014, 09:11 PM
#25
(03-07-2014, 12:50 PM)JayRodney Wrote:(03-07-2014, 11:31 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:(03-07-2014, 02:16 AM)KILLUMINATI Wrote: I fell out of a tree and I am in pain........I am too cheap to pay the climber and decided to do that part myself......it hoits soooo bad!!!
is your venus damaged? i dont want to have to break up with you, but i will..
in all seriousness maybe a doc visit isnt such a bad idea..
03-07-2014, 09:30 PM
#27
I flew off a 4 story building once
touch down took forever though
I had time to do ,,, not only my own life review ,,,
but also everyone ever listed in the book of first ,,,
just at impact ,,,
My nuts jumped through my Nose ,,, and caught me by the short hairs ,,,
thus ,,,
I was saved by a couple nuts ,, from an impact that sure as hell , would
have caused a ruckus in my ,,
Know what ?
I am probably making most of this up ,,,,
I think I should stick to little Baby Brown Bunny Stories instead .
touch down took forever though
I had time to do ,,, not only my own life review ,,,
but also everyone ever listed in the book of first ,,,
just at impact ,,,
My nuts jumped through my Nose ,,, and caught me by the short hairs ,,,
thus ,,,
I was saved by a couple nuts ,, from an impact that sure as hell , would
have caused a ruckus in my ,,
Know what ?
I am probably making most of this up ,,,,
I think I should stick to little Baby Brown Bunny Stories instead .
03-07-2014, 09:35 PM
#28
quit making me laugh..it hurts when I laugh CA"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat
03-07-2014, 09:50 PM
#29
The cranky pancreas always gets me too. Heywood Banks is a seriously funny guy. 03-07-2014, 11:49 PM
#30
So, Kil or JR, what can be done to ensure safety...secure ladder? learn about kickback on chainsaws? 
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