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I've come up with a new invention, BUT
07-22-2018, 10:30 PM #16
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(07-22-2018, 10:13 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(07-22-2018, 09:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  your last one was pathetic.   please no more

coffeetime.gif  It was ahead of its time.

Scroll ahead to 1:19. chuckle.gif



Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
07-23-2018, 09:01 AM #17
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07-23-2018, 09:37 AM #18
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(07-22-2018, 10:30 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(07-22-2018, 10:13 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(07-22-2018, 09:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  your last one was pathetic.   please no more

coffeetime.gif  It was ahead of its time.

Scroll ahead to 1:19.  chuckle.gif



Well,
That's Nancy Pelosi's wet dream!
LOL
07-23-2018, 10:17 AM #19
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(07-22-2018, 10:13 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(07-22-2018, 09:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  your last one was pathetic.   please no more

coffeetime.gif  It was ahead of its time.

LMFAO

Un Strigoi printre noi
07-26-2018, 08:41 AM #20
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You'll probably find this video to be only partially satisfying because it is the after video without the before video. I'm not posting the before video because I shamelessly plugged a couple of my other products. You might be thoroughly surprised by my presentation however by the level of honesty in it.

Maybe I could capture a screenshot of the shirt in its before condition and post it? I'm not savvy this way and it's past midnight, so it'll have to be tomorrow. Meanwhile the old worn out shirt was intentionally stained with prune juice, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce, and ketchup. They were big dark stains except for the worcestershire sauce which was the size of a quarter.

The stains were then thoroughly ironed with the iron set at cotton. It wasn't a once over ironing but probably a total of 30 seconds to a minute on each one. The spots could be ironed that long since the shirt was damp from the previous test. By the time I got done the spots were quite warm and pretty much dry.

No cleaners were used of any kind. See for yourself the results.




Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
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07-26-2018, 09:11 AM #21
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You're right.
A very underwhelming performance.
Very dull, stale and boring.
Here's a little marketing video to give you a few pointers.
Enjoy!


07-26-2018, 12:00 PM #22
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My monitor isn't working today.

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07-26-2018, 12:20 PM #23
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And you were able to login?
İmage
07-26-2018, 02:33 PM #24
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(07-26-2018, 12:00 PM)Strigoi Wrote:  My monitor isn't working today.

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07-26-2018, 06:20 PM #25
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(07-26-2018, 09:11 AM)Team OXI Wrote:  You're right.
A very underwhelming performance.
Very dull, stale and boring.
Here's a little marketing video to give you a few pointers.
Enjoy!



rofl.gif Can I hire you to be my marketing genius? We gotta clean up this place. That's what we're going to do. I might even right a song about it.

For the record, Billy May didn't clean ironed in stains. Just sayin'.

One more thing. It looked like he was scooping stuff out of a large bulky container that would need to be stored, lifted and replaced. Weez can't be habbin' dat.

Or as Donald Trump would say, "You're FIRED!"  chuckle.gif

PS. I missed your seeing any video of your invention. Was it lost in the mail?

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
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07-26-2018, 09:53 PM #26
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You could definitely use a little help with your PR.
Well, good luck with that....
İmage
07-26-2018, 10:09 PM #27
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My iron hasn't been whipped out since halloween when I ironed a table cloth

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07-26-2018, 10:10 PM #28
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(07-26-2018, 09:53 PM)Team Uzi nli Wrote:  You could definitely use a little help with your PR.
Well, good luck with that....
İmage

This might be the difference between me and you. I see and create possibilities. The details can work themselves out by enlisting the right kind of talent and experience.

You're sweatin' the small stuff and critiquing. Eh. This is why I'm on track to becoming a billionaire while you'll be critiquing someone else's ideas.

Despite the shortcomings of my presentational skills, what remains is I have a product that does what no one else's product can do. I can do 50% of the things necessary in the wrong way yet the end result is that there are at least 150 million people in the US and many more worldwide who would love what my new invention does.

So keep snarking. It won't alter what the future will bring.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
07-26-2018, 10:13 PM #29
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(07-26-2018, 10:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  My iron hasn't been whipped out since halloween when I ironed a table cloth

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I think I'm in love! party0003.gif chuckle.gif

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
07-26-2018, 10:16 PM #30
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Well it's a little weird to be in love with a table cloth, but I'll send it to you if you're really desperate



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