This invention is likely to go down in history as greater than the invention of the light bulb. Oh sure, you think the light bulb is swell. But what it does is mostly keep you up late at night.
You have my promise: My invention won't keep you up late at night. So there, Mr. Edison!
If nothing else, it makes my coffee taste better, but it is not a food or an additive.
When people have used it, coincidences have taken place. Woowoo! That claim probably violates the laws of nature because there are no coincidences.
So you won't walk away disappointed, I'm in early talks with people who might foot the patent bills along with a bunch of other stuff. If that happens, there will be no more secrets. And then there will be heaven on earth and bananas will be dancing in the streets. There goes one now.
Pray for me.