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I've made an invention, but can't tell you what it is...yet.
08-10-2017, 08:25 AM #1
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I need to apply for a patent first. It cost mucho dinero to apply.

This invention is likely to go down in history as greater than the invention of the light bulb. Oh sure, you think the light bulb is swell. But what it does is mostly keep you up late at night. chuckle.gif

You have my promise: My invention won't keep you up late at night. So there, Mr. Edison!

If nothing else, it makes my coffee taste better, but it is not a food or an additive.

When people have used it, coincidences have taken place. Woowoo! That claim probably violates the laws of nature because there are no coincidences.

So you won't walk away disappointed, I'm in early talks with people who might foot the patent bills along with a bunch of other stuff. If that happens, there will be no more secrets. And then there will be heaven on earth and bananas will be dancing in the streets. There goes one now. banana.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-10-2017, 08:28 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh wow, can't wait to have bananas dancing in the streets here. People with freak!

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08-10-2017, 08:30 AM #3
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(08-10-2017, 08:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  Oh wow, can't wait to have bananas dancing in the streets here. People with freak!

İmage

Hey, from the looks of the video it's clear you stole my invention! Wait until the banana cops show up. You'll be in big trouble then.

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-10-2017, 08:37 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Let's hope so. Oh and I meant people will freak, not with freak although I'm sure that will go on too...

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08-10-2017, 08:43 AM #5
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(08-10-2017, 08:37 AM)Octo Wrote:  Let's hope so. Oh and I meant people will freak, not with freak although I'm sure that will go on too...

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Will the people go bananas? Yes, indeed! Not since Cecil B. DeMilles dance scene around the golden calf as seen in the Ten Commandments will there have been so much bananery going on.

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-10-2017, 08:46 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-10-2017, 08:25 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  You have my promise: My invention won't keep you up late at night. So there, Mr. Edison!

The difference between light and hard...

You can sleep with a light on.

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08-10-2017, 10:34 PM #7
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You invented the darkbulb..!

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Hmm...makes your coffee taste better..? hmm.gif
08-10-2017, 10:47 PM #8
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(08-10-2017, 10:34 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  You invented the darkbulb..!

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Hmm...makes your coffee taste better..? hmm.gif

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Yes! Yes! Yes! It lets you sleep during the daytime!

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-11-2017, 12:38 AM #9
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So...you finally calculated the speed of dark.

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Age old dream of mine chuckle.gif
to step into a windowed room in broad, sunny daylight,
flick a switch.
08-11-2017, 01:33 AM #10
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(08-11-2017, 12:38 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  lol.gif

So...you finally calculated the speed of dark.

cheers.gif


Age old dream of mine  chuckle.gif
to step into a windowed room in broad, sunny daylight,
flick a switch.

That's a good one!

Would this work?...instead of measuring the speed of dark, just make something like sound canceling headphones only have it cancel the light waves. Zero out the light. I'll let you take it from here... chuckle.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-11-2017, 01:46 AM #11
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Fact is, I've been thinking about that, too...
but in the shape of a sound canceler:

2 microphones on the balcony/front yard/patio/whathaveyou,
tuned to the bloody moped frequenzy
and auto-targeting

phase-switch the audio
through a quantum computer, I guess chuckle.gif
shoot it back through a small but massive PA system on same balcony/etc

- cancel out the goddang mopeds 13.gif

Then develop from there into 360 x 360 dgrs portable action.
Outdoor action, flick of a switch.
Enjoy golden years.
No headphones/ear plugs needed.

I call it The Silencer.

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08-11-2017, 01:48 AM #12
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The outdoor Darkbulb flashdark would be such a hoot! lmao.gif

Dude, you're on to something... chuckle.gif
08-11-2017, 03:08 AM #13
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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The suspense is killing me.

Now I want to invent something.

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Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com
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08-11-2017, 06:53 AM #14
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I'm predicting it will make as much money as this invention:



08-11-2017, 08:38 AM #15
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(08-11-2017, 06:53 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I'm predicting it will make as much money as this invention:




Wow! There's just no way to compete with something like that.

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