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I've made an invention, but can't tell you what it is...yet.
08-11-2017, 06:31 PM #16
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(08-11-2017, 01:46 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  hmm.gif

Fact is, I've been thinking about that, too...
but in the shape of a sound canceler:

2 microphones on the balcony/front yard/patio/whathaveyou,
tuned to the bloody moped frequenzy
and auto-targeting

phase-switch the audio
through a quantum computer, I guess  chuckle.gif
shoot it back through a small but massive PA system on same balcony/etc

- cancel out the goddang mopeds  13.gif

Then develop from there into 360 x 360 dgrs portable action.
Outdoor action, flick of a switch.
Enjoy golden years.
No headphones/ear plugs needed.

I call it The Silencer.

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chuckle.gif You could sell one to every guy over 60.
08-12-2017, 06:01 AM #17
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(08-11-2017, 06:53 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I'm predicting it will make as much money as this invention:




Did Ali G sell 8 gloves? 'Cuz 8 orders have come in today for my thingie even though it can't make a lighted room dark. The best part about it is that the preorders were made sight unseen. The thingie is a secret! beercheer.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-12-2017, 06:31 AM #18
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Wow take it another level...now.
08-14-2017, 05:08 AM #19
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(08-12-2017, 06:31 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Wow take it another level...now.

Sounds like wise words. cheers.gif

Hope that some potential investors will be suitably impressed that folks on Facebook are ordering sight unseen. They are sending me anywhere from $32 to $83 depending on the number ordered and foreign shipping rates.

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-14-2017, 06:11 AM #20
Ninelives Member
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A thingie huh?

Cool

Look Up
08-14-2017, 06:59 AM #21
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(08-10-2017, 08:46 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-10-2017, 08:25 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  You have my promise: My invention won't keep you up late at night. So there, Mr. Edison!

The difference between light and hard...

You can sleep with a light on.

Yeah --- them Hard On's ---- they can be fixed now with the invention of wimmin
08-14-2017, 07:47 AM #22
Ninelives Member
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Look Up
08-14-2017, 12:05 PM #23
Strigoi Member
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This one slid in the toilet didn't it. scowling-old-woman_resized.png








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Un Strigoi printre noi
08-14-2017, 10:51 PM #24
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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plop chuckle.gif

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08-14-2017, 10:54 PM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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First time that ever happened for sure chuckle.gif
08-14-2017, 11:43 PM #26
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(08-12-2017, 06:01 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(08-11-2017, 06:53 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I'm predicting it will make as much money as this invention:




Did Ali G sell 8 gloves? 'Cuz 8 orders have come in today for my thingie even though it can't make a lighted room dark. The best part about it is that the preorders were made sight unseen. The thingie is a secret!  beercheer.gif

Ice cream gloves?

That What Frosty the Snowman calls Mrs. Frosty's ... 13.gif

Never mind... coffeetime.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
08-17-2017, 04:11 AM #27
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An update: Just finished the second draft of the business plan. It's more like a first draft because the first draft was deep-sixed in its entirety.

Too wiped to check for spelling errors and awkward sentence structure, etc.

Meanwhile, I've probably kicked to the curb one of the potential investors. She kept trying to move the goal posts without making a counter offer. When she was confronted with a series of several emails informing her I need some hard numbers, she flaked by sending me one of the two numbers. Well, one is no good without the other number! ! - "1- How much do you want in ownership? 2- How much are you contributing?

She finally came forward with a second number - sort of. That was it. Canceled tomorrow's meeting with her. Homey don't play! BTW, she is not the only person interested in investing.

PS. She was being offered a huge amount of potential return. Sort of like getting Amazon stock for 2 pennies a share in terms of the magnitude of the offer. She blew it.

Pray for me. hug.gif
08-17-2017, 06:32 AM #28
Ninelives Member
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It's a silent drape runner, make sure you use high temp grease, or it will fall apart.

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Look Up
08-17-2017, 07:30 AM #29
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(08-17-2017, 06:32 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  It's a silent drape runner, make sure you use high temp grease, or it will fall apart.

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Nadine didn't get a patent for that?
Yesterday, 05:52 AM #30
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Woo! Woo!

A man living in Australia who has been a great supporter of mine in the past wants to wire the money to my bank early next week. It's enough money to get the patent and to order a small amount of parts, maybe enough for a thousand units.

With the patent pending, then I can show everyone what it is which will make it easier to get the rest of the needed funding.

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Pray for me. hug.gif



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