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I've made an invention, but can't tell you what it is...yet.
08-24-2017, 07:44 AM #46
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(08-24-2017, 06:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(08-24-2017, 02:18 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  A man in Australia who has never met me raised the initial funds to get the company started on a shoestring! A check has already been sent to the patent attorney's office.  beercheer.gif

Will start ordering parts as soon as the logo design is returned which could be tonight. It could take a month to get all the parts. What the invention is can be revealed probably in two weeks. Yay! Octo is going to freak when she sees it. LOL

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Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

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08-24-2017, 09:41 AM #47
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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Wish you the best Below Average Genius, hope this pans out for you, and your dreams come true.

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10-21-2017, 06:30 PM #48
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(08-14-2017, 12:05 PM)Strigoi Wrote:  This one slid in the toilet didn't it.  scowling-old-woman_resized.png








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Ye of little faith. The patent application has now been filed.

Shipped out 86 units of the Whirling Bliss Machine on Thursday. They were actually prototypes instead of the official super duper banana bandana real McCoy.

Some of the advanced orders were placed more than two months ago with the buyers paying up front for a product they had not seen. They had to take my word for it it that it is real and that it registers a 10 on creating physical bliss. I made that last part up about registering a 10.

Although no one complained, it was only the right thing to do to send them prototypes until the official Machines are ready to be shipped out.

BTW, I am 25 pounds lighter, since I started using the Whirler. Well maybe not 25 pounds because I ate a big ol' plate of spaghetti yesterday. Those carbs will get ya every time.

So anyways, back to the bananery. banana.gif

The website could be up by next week.

Maybe I should start advertising on kritterbox. We could break out our $10 a month ad budget and shoot the moon. Are there any ads here? If there are ads, I haven't noticed them.

What I'll do after I take a shower, shave and comb my hair is take a video screen shot to show you a more advanced version. Watch this space. I'm showering a few times a week now - that's all the guards will allow - so it shouldn't be too long. chuckle.gif

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
10-21-2017, 07:12 PM #49
Octo Mother Superior
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Is the whirling bliss machine a sex toy?

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10-21-2017, 07:16 PM #50
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I'm sure it would be a sex toy in the rights hand ,,, or Mouth .
10-21-2017, 08:12 PM #51
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(10-21-2017, 07:12 PM)Octo Wrote:  Is the whirling bliss machine a sex toy?

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Hmm, maybe we could figure out an attachment. But then we'd have to carry various sizes and colors: extra large, brilliantly big, and humongous. bob.gif shocked.gif spock.gif blonde.gif

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
10-21-2017, 08:14 PM #52
Octo Mother Superior
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Not sure we should have ads for that rofl.gif
10-21-2017, 08:29 PM #53
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(10-21-2017, 07:16 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I'm sure it would be a sex toy in the rights hand ,,, or Mouth .

Only if you wanted to loosen a few teeth. It does whirl you know, hence the name.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
10-21-2017, 08:31 PM #54
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(10-21-2017, 08:14 PM)Octo Wrote:  Not sure we should have ads for that  rofl.gif

Shouldn't be a problem. We'll just use the name and the smilies bob.gif shocked.gif spock.gif blonde.gif with the words "Enter here."

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
10-21-2017, 08:55 PM #55
Octo Mother Superior
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Enter with caution perhaps uhoh.gif
10-21-2017, 08:58 PM #56
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(10-21-2017, 08:55 PM)Octo Wrote:  Enter with caution perhaps  uhoh.gif

"Pull out! Pull out!"

Okay, okay, let me slap myself for that last comment.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
10-21-2017, 10:36 PM #57
Octo Mother Superior
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Be my guest chuckle.gif


"all ye who enter here..." devil.gif
10-22-2017, 12:43 AM #58
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(10-21-2017, 10:36 PM)Octo Wrote:  Be my guest  chuckle.gif


"all ye who enter here..." devil.gif

Thank you for being so ... ouch! oof! dang that hurts! ... supportive!

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
10-22-2017, 12:53 AM #59
Octo Mother Superior
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You're welcome

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10-22-2017, 01:15 AM #60
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(10-22-2017, 12:53 AM)Octo Wrote:  You're welcome

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I resemble resent that meme! chuckle.gif

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"



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