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I wanna be a "Sit Down" comedian
05-19-2018, 07:36 AM #1
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Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
05-19-2018, 08:33 AM #2
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(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both. blink.gif

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05-19-2018, 08:51 AM #3
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(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

OMG! Not for me in that case. Don't want to be around that sort of consciousness or breathe in recreational MJ.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
05-19-2018, 12:07 PM #4
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There are sit-down comedians already, I know there was a Swedish guy with Cerebral Palsy that was pretty funny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesper_Odelberg
05-19-2018, 06:09 PM #5
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(05-19-2018, 08:51 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

OMG! Not for me in that case. Don't want to be around that sort of consciousness or breathe in recreational MJ.

I can't say much about the consciousness but I love the smell of recreational MJ, especially first hand. chuckle.gif
05-19-2018, 11:34 PM #6
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(05-19-2018, 06:09 PM)Meh Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:51 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

OMG! Not for me in that case. Don't want to be around that sort of consciousness or breathe in recreational MJ.

I can't say much about the consciousness but I love the smell of recreational MJ, especially first hand.  chuckle.gif

Probably help increase food and beverage sales which is good for the House. Plus, I can be very funny if you've had enough drinks.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
05-20-2018, 05:17 PM #7
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(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

Meant to ask you about your experiences. How long did you do it? What was it like hanging out with neurotic nervous performers? And your band thing...which did you do first? Did you incorporate one into the other?

Also as an off topic question, I just found out about donut shaped toroids that produce electricity inside the donut shape but knock down interference on the outside or something like that. Was thinking that it could be really cool to incorporate something like that into electronic musical instruments to give out a smooth sound, while also improving the musician's experience. How does that sound, so to speak?

Here is an example of what they look like. http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hba...oroid.html

Just so you know, I don't know the difference between a solenoid and Soledad O'Brien

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
05-20-2018, 06:07 PM #8
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A quick Google search indicates that toroids are used in musical instruments to make better sounding music!

http://www.torelco.com/audio-and-toroids.html

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
05-20-2018, 06:49 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-20-2018, 05:17 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

Meant to ask you about your experiences. How long did you do it? What was it like hanging out with neurotic nervous performers? And your band thing...which did you do first? Did you incorporate one into the other?

Also as an off topic question, I just found out about donut shaped toroids that produce electricity inside the donut shape but knock down interference on the outside or something like that. Was thinking that it could be really cool to incorporate something like that into electronic musical instruments to give out a smooth sound, while also improving the musician's experience. How does that sound, so to speak?

Here is an example of what they look like. http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hba...oroid.html

Just so you know, I don't know the difference between a solenoid and Soledad O'Brien

Music came first, I taught myself to play guitar around 12 years old. The stand up was kinda' an extension of that I guess, thing is I just did it on open mic nights, it was never anything I got paid for. It went surprisingly okay, but I was working in civil engineering during the day and had my own gig doing art and advertising at night, and I just got way too damn busy to keep it going on.

wonder.gif
05-20-2018, 08:30 PM #10
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(05-20-2018, 06:49 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-20-2018, 05:17 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

Meant to ask you about your experiences. How long did you do it? What was it like hanging out with neurotic nervous performers? And your band thing...which did you do first? Did you incorporate one into the other?

Also as an off topic question, I just found out about donut shaped toroids that produce electricity inside the donut shape but knock down interference on the outside or something like that. Was thinking that it could be really cool to incorporate something like that into electronic musical instruments to give out a smooth sound, while also improving the musician's experience. How does that sound, so to speak?

Here is an example of what they look like. http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hba...oroid.html

Just so you know, I don't know the difference between a solenoid and Soledad O'Brien

Music came first, I taught myself to play guitar around 12 years old. The stand up was kinda' an extension of that I guess, thing is I just did it on open mic nights, it was never anything I got paid for. It went surprisingly okay, but I was working in civil engineering during the day and had my own gig doing art and advertising at night, and I just got way too damn busy to keep it going on.

Awesome! It might be kinda cool to tell a joke and them strum your guitar at the punchline. soapbox.gif violin.gif

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
05-20-2018, 09:07 PM #11
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I would have like to see that JR.
05-20-2018, 10:22 PM #12
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(05-20-2018, 08:30 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-20-2018, 06:49 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-20-2018, 05:17 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 07:36 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Stand up comics are a dime a dozen.

Can I be the first "Sit Down" comic? My back makes standing a challenge.

Plus whenever any hecklers try to take over the show, I could just yell, "SIT DOWN!" This might become a running joke, although I don't run either.

I'd do questions and answers because I can't remember sh** when doing any kind of public speaking. One wrong word when retelling a funny story can blow the entire joke. My act would be the 49 cent version of Robin Williams.

I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

Meant to ask you about your experiences. How long did you do it? What was it like hanging out with neurotic nervous performers? And your band thing...which did you do first? Did you incorporate one into the other?

Also as an off topic question, I just found out about donut shaped toroids that produce electricity inside the donut shape but knock down interference on the outside or something like that. Was thinking that it could be really cool to incorporate something like that into electronic musical instruments to give out a smooth sound, while also improving the musician's experience. How does that sound, so to speak?

Here is an example of what they look like. http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hba...oroid.html

Just so you know, I don't know the difference between a solenoid and Soledad O'Brien

Music came first, I taught myself to play guitar around 12 years old. The stand up was kinda' an extension of that I guess, thing is I just did it on open mic nights, it was never anything I got paid for. It went surprisingly okay, but I was working in civil engineering during the day and had my own gig doing art and advertising at night, and I just got way too damn busy to keep it going on.

Awesome! It might be kinda cool to tell a joke and them strum your guitar at the punchline. soapbox.gif  violin.gif

Don't give him any ideas slap.gif

rofl.gif
05-20-2018, 10:31 PM #13
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05-20-2018, 11:29 PM #14
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(05-20-2018, 10:22 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(05-20-2018, 08:30 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-20-2018, 06:49 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-20-2018, 05:17 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-19-2018, 08:33 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I used to do stand up years ago, I'd have to recommend a lot of bud and coke. Truthfully, there's heavier drug use there than playing in bands, I know I've done both.  blink.gif

Meant to ask you about your experiences. How long did you do it? What was it like hanging out with neurotic nervous performers? And your band thing...which did you do first? Did you incorporate one into the other?

Also as an off topic question, I just found out about donut shaped toroids that produce electricity inside the donut shape but knock down interference on the outside or something like that. Was thinking that it could be really cool to incorporate something like that into electronic musical instruments to give out a smooth sound, while also improving the musician's experience. How does that sound, so to speak?

Here is an example of what they look like. http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hba...oroid.html

Just so you know, I don't know the difference between a solenoid and Soledad O'Brien

Music came first, I taught myself to play guitar around 12 years old. The stand up was kinda' an extension of that I guess, thing is I just did it on open mic nights, it was never anything I got paid for. It went surprisingly okay, but I was working in civil engineering during the day and had my own gig doing art and advertising at night, and I just got way too damn busy to keep it going on.

Awesome! It might be kinda cool to tell a joke and them strum your guitar at the punchline. soapbox.gif  violin.gif

Don't give him any ideas slap.gif

rofl.gif

rofl.gif  Actually, you should be the comic, and he could be your guitar toting straight man. Every time he tries to play, you tell another joke.

Then you let him play once, but in the middle you tell a joke that makes him double over laughing destroying the crescendo he was building.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"



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