I want to claim refugee status from the US

01-09-2016, 06:23 AM

The county is a spying cesspool of greed, trampling on the civil liberties of all.
The leaders are a disgrace. I want out. Where do I go?

**JayRodney** · 01-09-2016, 06:27 AM

Sorry to say, but until other countries realize the oppression there, you're screwed.
Oh and did I mention that will take an act of god?

**Octo** · 01-09-2016, 06:28 AM

You can't claim refugee status unless your country is fucked up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

**Octo** · 01-09-2016, 06:35 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:23 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: The county is a spying cesspool of greed, trampling on the civil liberties of all.
The leaders are a disgrace. I want out. Where do I go?

^^ That's my personal views from Finland though, it's very difficult to get a residence permit here

Western civilized people have to jump through burning hoops to relocate

**JayRodney** · 01-09-2016, 06:39 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote: You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately.

They have not started executing people en masse yet.
Logistically, where you gonna' go?
Mexico?
Only about 1/3rd of US citizens have passports.
You have one OP? That's your first step,

01-09-2016, 06:48 AM

01-09-2016, 06:48 AM

So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

**Octo** · 01-09-2016, 06:48 AM

Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

Oh yes

**Octo** · 01-09-2016, 06:53 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

Welcome to the reality of the majority of the world. I'm sorry, I wish I could do something..

01-09-2016, 06:55 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Octo Wrote: Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

Oh yes

Stay home, it's 1939 all over again in the US.

**JayRodney** · 01-09-2016, 06:56 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

That's awful. May God have mercy.

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Octo Wrote: Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

Oh yes

Oh don't forget the chest x-ray. Not required for travel, they only want to irradiate you if you want to live there and were not born there.
That's great policy eh?
Oh, unless you sneak in from south of the border. It's okay then.

01-09-2016, 07:09 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote: You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

Gov employee high level

**JayRodney** · 01-09-2016, 07:23 AM

(01-09-2016, 07:09 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:
(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote: You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

Gov employee high level

As in?

**Nomadic Wanderer** · 01-09-2016, 08:36 AM

(01-09-2016, 06:23 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: The county is a spying cesspool of greed, trampling on the civil liberties of all.
The leaders are a disgrace. I want out. Where do I go?

Not just the US, welcome to planet Irk.

01-09-2016, 08:45 AM

(01-09-2016, 07:09 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:
(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote: You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

Gov employee high level

I suggest you keep your ass planted, their is allot pissed off people here. The silent majority are just holding their tongues for the moment.