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I want to claim refugee status from the US
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
01-09-2016, 06:23 AM #1
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The county is a spying cesspool of greed, trampling on the civil liberties of all.
The leaders are a disgrace. I want out. Where do I go?
01-09-2016, 06:27 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Sorry to say, but until other countries realize the oppression there, you're screwed.
Oh and did I mention that will take an act of god?

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01-09-2016, 06:28 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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You can't claim refugee status unless your country is fucked up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?
01-09-2016, 06:35 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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(01-09-2016, 06:23 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  The county is a spying cesspool of greed, trampling on the civil liberties of all.
The leaders are a disgrace. I want out. Where do I go?



^^ That's my personal views from Finland though, it's very difficult to get a residence permit here gaah.gif

Western civilized people have to jump through burning hoops to relocate
01-09-2016, 06:39 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately.

They have not started executing people en masse yet.
Logistically, where you gonna' go?
Mexico?
Only about 1/3rd of US citizens have passports.
You have one OP? That's your first step,

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Ninelives Show this Post
01-09-2016, 06:48 AM #6
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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
01-09-2016, 06:48 AM #7
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So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.
01-09-2016, 06:48 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

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01-09-2016, 06:53 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

Welcome to the reality of the majority of the world. I'm sorry, I wish I could do something..
Ninelives Show this Post
01-09-2016, 06:55 AM #10
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(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Octo Wrote:  Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

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Stay home, it's 1939 all over again in the US.
01-09-2016, 06:56 AM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

That's awful. May God have mercy.

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Octo Wrote:  Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

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Oh don't forget the chest x-ray. Not required for travel, they only want to irradiate you if you want to live there and were not born there.
That's great policy eh?
Oh, unless you sneak in from south of the border. It's okay then.

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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
01-09-2016, 07:09 AM #12
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(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

Gov employee high level
01-09-2016, 07:23 AM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-09-2016, 07:09 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

Gov employee high level

As in?

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Ninelives Show this Post
01-09-2016, 08:45 AM #14
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(01-09-2016, 07:09 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(01-09-2016, 06:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  You can't claim refugee status unless your country is ƒükkêd up unfortunately. You can emigrate from your country of course. What is your occupation?

Gov employee high level

I suggest you keep your ass planted, their is allot pissed off people here. The silent majority are just holding their tongues for the moment.
Ninelives Show this Post
01-09-2016, 10:47 AM #15
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(01-09-2016, 10:33 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

Bless you angel..

Focus on the spiritual self, materials are not important..

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