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I was attacked today
06-20-2017, 11:58 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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by an angry seagull  damned.gif

I noticed as I stepped out from work a seagull swooping down looking real intimidating. I figured they had a baby gull somewhere on the ground. I got on my bike and only got a few meters when that bastard attacked me from behind and kicked my freaking shades off my head. I had to stop and pick them up and before I was out of their territory I had him in my hair another couple of times. scream.gif

06-21-2017, 12:01 AM #2
Stiggy Member
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Walk it off Tippy. rofl.gif But what the hell?
06-21-2017, 12:03 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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This is the time of year when the baby birds fall or jump out of their nests. There are several nests on my way to work uhoh.gif
06-21-2017, 12:14 AM #4
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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Should have plucked that little b@stard out of the air and made chicken stock out of him. drool.gif

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06-21-2017, 02:21 AM #5
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If Seagull has flown across your path;



' Welcome to My Nightmare '
06-21-2017, 03:50 AM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Kid , Look , it's a Fact , if you're going to wear sexy Pumps while on a Bike ,
some asswipe Bird is going to object , ya gotta go with sneaks until ya get to work .

Jumping Jack on a Zit , I swear I raised you kids better than that .
06-21-2017, 06:22 AM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I had that happen to me when I was a child, but it was with bats at night. There were so many of them around back then, swooping down at bugs and almost hitting me.
06-21-2017, 11:39 AM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What's the word?

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06-21-2017, 04:55 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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I wasn't the only one attacked yesterday I heard. Apparently it was an organized attack on humans chuckle.gif

Oh and I was wearing sneakers 13.gif
06-21-2017, 05:59 PM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Quote : " Oh and I was wearing sneakers 13.gif "

Well , there's the answer ,,, Ya fooled 'em ,,, nutter ting birds don't like is ,
if they expect ya to be wearing pumps , and ya show up in Sneaks ,, they don't like being fooled .

btw , this is the Best Thread ever posted on the internet ,, so many directions this can go .
06-21-2017, 06:16 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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I called and warned my coworkers when I got home and they spotted a young mother with a stroller running for her life chased by seagulls. She most likely had sneakers too. Wtf kind of world is this when you can't even live up to seagull expectations

06-21-2017, 06:34 PM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I'm telling ya , Seagulls are Fashion Nazis'
given X-Ray eyes , and they'd be all over ya if your Panties didn't match your outfit .

Heck , the Seagulls here that hang out on my Sailboats Boom ,,, shit on it because
it was off a shade of Blue .

The Bastards ,, sheesh ,
06-21-2017, 07:47 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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I was worried I was going to be shat upon during my escape, but that didn't happen until later in the evening when we took a nice quiet bike ride. Apparently I was tagged as a poop target. Bastards indeed.
06-21-2017, 07:57 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I drove by a couple babies on the bike walking on the ground the parents chased me for a block screaming at me and so close I could feel the air from their wings above me.
It's dangerous lmao.gif


06-21-2017, 07:57 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,515 Threads:238 Joined:Feb 2011
you're Marked for sure .
may as well pack your Bags , these Birds are Organized .

hate to say it , but , few ever escape their Wrath ... they're like Google Earth ,
They're everywhere .



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