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I was attacked today
06-21-2017, 09:46 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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omg I just talked to my mom and she was attacked too in that same area yesterday damned.gif They're gonna hunt us all down and poop on everything we love... aaah2.gif
06-22-2017, 12:58 AM #17
-NIGHTMARE- Member
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' Welcome to My Nightmare '
06-22-2017, 04:03 AM #18
Accidental Stoner Member
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Just wait until these guys get urbanized:

İmage

That's a white-cheeked goose in its claws,
big enough for your family dinner...

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06-22-2017, 04:53 AM #19
ocker1 Member
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coulda bin Johnathan on guard

İmage
06-22-2017, 06:05 AM #20
Ninelives Member
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We have Sea Gulls in West Texas...

They hang out at the Mall.

Look Up
06-22-2017, 08:00 AM #21
ocker1 Member
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(06-22-2017, 06:05 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  We have Sea Gulls in West Texas...

They hang out at the Mall.

And he dines out in style

İmage
06-22-2017, 08:08 AM #22
Octo Mother Superior
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I don't think it was Jonathan. Maybe it was his cousins  13.gif

İmage
06-22-2017, 08:16 AM #23
Ninelives Member
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Never been attacked, but I think they get a kick outta shitting in the car

Look Up
06-22-2017, 08:40 AM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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06-22-2017, 10:56 AM #25
Random German Guy Incognito Anonymous
 
This could be a not very scary horror movie. chuckle.gif
06-22-2017, 11:48 AM #26
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-21-2017, 06:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  I called and warned my coworkers when I got home and they spotted a young mother with a stroller running for her life chased by seagulls. She most likely had sneakers too. Wtf kind of world is this when you can't even live up to seagull expectations

blonde.gif

Only one thing will keep them away.

You have to wear Crocs...

They fear Crocs.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-22-2017, 11:48 AM #27
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What's the word?

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-22-2017, 04:22 PM #28
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Harbor Master told me , Seagulls and Sea Lions tried to move onto my Boat .
so he had it moved closer to the Wharf , plus when the Storms hit last Winter ,

well , anyway ,,, we may have to form an Anti-Bird defense Team if this ,,,

WTF am I thinking this Morning

never mind ,,,
I had a Bad dream last .,, ain't myself at the moment


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06-22-2017, 04:30 PM #29
Meh Member
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I had a bad dream last night too, my dead grandfather waked in my front door, he looked at me and I said hello. He said nothing, and looked bewildered then ran towards the window and jumped through the glass out the second story.
Whatever that's supposed to mean, it's probably not good.
06-22-2017, 05:14 PM #30
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Dead Grandfathers are like that , they enjoy pulling Pranks on their Grandchildren .

don't worry about it too much ,,

He'll come down the Chimney next , watch and see ,,, bellowing Ho Ho Ho ,,

seems , for some reason . they also lack original material .

Oh , and be advised ,,,

when they disagree with any of your ,,, um ,,, activities ,,, they show up in a Dream
wearing a Noose around their Necks ,,

that one , I never understood .

But hey , they are Old and Dead , so ,, I give them a bit of sway in their choices
of entertainment .


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