I am now the UK'S Disabled Pole Fitness Champion for the 2nd year running.
I had "NoDoom" sewn into my costume and it written on my leg in black eyeliner.
I am trying to find a way to post the video but not being very successful.
I am now very elated, very drunk, and very sleepy.
"My life consists of swinging around on poles, using billion dollar satellites to find tupperware hidden in the woods, overdosing on Mighty Boosh, Monty Python and Reeves & Mortimer, eating, working, and occasionally attempting to be an adult"