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I won the genetic lottery
12-27-2015, 05:06 AM #1
Adonis Incognito
 
I'm tall, plat NBA Basketball and all good looking girls want me. What I've noticed is I can get away with anything.
In Walmart, other guys follow around a woman around and they are calling for security. If I accidentally do it they are screwing me in the bathroom in five minutes.
Am I wrong to take advantage?
12-27-2015, 05:12 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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No, just go with it if you enjoy that sort of faggotry.
12-27-2015, 05:13 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You din't winned da brainz jackpot.

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12-27-2015, 05:26 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:I plat NBA Basketball
Wow, I never realized land surveying and civil engineering had so much in common with the NBA.
You're a winner OP, I can sense it.
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12-27-2015, 02:09 PM #5
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Aw...give Opie a break ~ it's a challenge to type one handed.

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12-27-2015, 02:12 PM #6
Ninelives Incognito
 
It's called pussy
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12-27-2015, 02:31 PM #7
Ninelives Incognito
 
(12-27-2015, 02:19 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Yes, i plat that too.. Cool story bro.. I bet you you have a really Big pee pee too..

Sure, we believe you.. You bought the new Justin Beiber album didn't you ?

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12-27-2015, 05:03 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Awwww... hims no come back...

Sad troll is sad...

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-27-2015, 06:44 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif try a narcissist forum OP, but I don't know why you need others when you have you.

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12-27-2015, 07:29 PM #10
Coolchick Member
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oh sure op.. go for it..
after all, what could be hotter than sex in a walmart bathroom with a complete stranger?

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-27-2015, 07:37 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
What do you give the NBA player that shops for clothes and women at Walmart?


A PENIS PUMP!

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Yes, Jamal, four inches is HUGE!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-27-2015, 07:46 PM #12
Coolchick Member
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wtf do ppl do with that..?

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-27-2015, 07:57 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-27-2015, 07:46 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  wtf do ppl do with that..?

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Attempt to give themselves confidence...

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-27-2015, 08:28 PM #14
Coolchick Member
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(12-27-2015, 07:57 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(12-27-2015, 07:46 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  wtf do ppl do with that..?

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Attempt to give themselves confidence...

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but how?
do they wear it in their pants?

Just Plain Nuts.
12-27-2015, 08:51 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-27-2015, 08:28 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(12-27-2015, 07:57 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(12-27-2015, 07:46 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  wtf do ppl do with that..?

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Attempt to give themselves confidence...

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but how?
do they wear it in their pants?

It's a pump. I assume it pulls extra blood into the penis to cause swelling. I remembered seeing them advertised in magazines and promising to turn any Wee Willie Winkie into Big Dick Johnson. Dunno if they work or not.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice



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