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09-28-2017, 08:52 PM #1
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
09-29-2017, 07:37 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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09-29-2017, 02:05 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Where was the idiot?

Questions like that are asked to throw people. Cops will often ask if you have a variety of normal, but illegal, things in your car and throw bazooka, or some other outlandish thing, in there. It's sort of a lie detector. Besides, if you said no one put anything in your suitcase without your knowledge then you have already implicated yourself if you say no and they find something.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
09-29-2017, 04:59 PM #4
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
I believe they follow up that question with another question, "Did you pack your bags yourself?" then if you say 'yes' then you would be unaware if anyone else put something in there. If they did, you can say it was without your knowledge, and they would most likely let you go on your merry way.
09-30-2017, 08:03 AM #5
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(09-29-2017, 04:59 PM)US nli Wrote:  I believe they follow up that question with another question, "Did you pack your bags yourself?" then if you say 'yes' then you would be unaware if anyone else put something in there. If they did, you can say it was without your knowledge, and they would most likely let you go on your merry way.

Maybe most probably because of my appearance when I go airport security they pick me up for body search they like to frisk me under below my clothes
What they think expect me to carry inside my clothes??
I think they like to choose young women for frusk
09-30-2017, 06:39 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Of course it's that camel milk honed silky skin they want to touch, don't be so coy
09-30-2017, 07:29 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Quote : " I think they like to choose young women for frusk "

It's a given , I love Frusking young Women ,

as a fact , If I was paid $10 for every YOUNG Woman I've Frusked ,,

well , not to brag too much , but I could buy the Vatican and still have enough
money left over to open a Bath House for Frusking young women .

YUM !
09-30-2017, 08:12 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Ooo, I see! Sexual fruskration, been there done that.

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09-30-2017, 08:22 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Fruskation ?

I have pills for that .
09-30-2017, 08:31 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe Fatima needs them
10-01-2017, 02:39 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Hey ! I ain't no Pill Pimp dammit ,,

they're MINE ,,, all MINE !
10-01-2017, 05:57 AM #12
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(09-30-2017, 06:39 PM)Octo Wrote:  Of course it's that camel milk honed silky skin they want to touch, don't be so coy

No because why now I have just bought a new pair of old jeans so for when I travel at the airport so I look like the west girls with cut off jeans so they frusk less body
10-01-2017, 11:47 AM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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They're checking if you wear any underwear. Remember the underwear bomber? You may be hiding camel bath bombs in there...

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10-01-2017, 12:50 PM #14
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Trick questions for Dummies.

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