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If You Had Three Wishes
10-04-2013, 12:45 PM #1
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I could easily think of hundreds of three wish combinations...

But hmmm lets see what I can dream of...

1st wish...Decide upon an age when I wouldnt get any older for as long as I wanted...

2nd wish...One million dollars (hey why not?!)

3rd wish...Three more wishes (*---*)

Back up 4th wish...Taken away to an alien planet of beautiful women who crown me as their only male breeder king...

Reserved 5th wish...To have seen Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath live in 1971...

İmage
10-04-2013, 01:00 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I have only one wish: Unlimited wishes.
10-04-2013, 01:09 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Reminds of this deformed & mildly mentally handicapped guy that was from my home town. He was about 6' 10" yet had a skull the size of a toddler.

Rumor had it that he found a bottle on the beach, rubbed it - and out came a Genie that said she would grant him a wish for freeing her.

He thought for a second and responded...

"A little head would be nice" coffeetime.gif

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10-04-2013, 01:40 PM #4
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(10-04-2013, 01:09 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Reminds of this deformed & mildly mentally handicapped guy that was from my home town. He was about 6' 10" yet had a skull the size of a toddler.

Rumor had it that he found a bottle on the beach, rubbed it - and out came a Genie that said she would grant him a wish for freeing her.

He thought for a second and responded...

"A little head would be nice" coffeetime.gif
Ha Haa Haaa Haaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaa (*----------*)

Dome Polishing Snake Charmers...
10-04-2013, 01:49 PM #5
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(10-04-2013, 01:09 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Reminds of this deformed & mildly mentally handicapped guy that was from my home town. He was about 6' 10" yet had a skull the size of a toddler.
Did he look like pin head from the puppet master movies?!

İmage



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