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06-04-2018, 03:10 AM #1
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How much hope can there be for humanity with behavior like this...

For over a decade, I've posted thousands of essays and comments on Facebook as well as posted/forwarded interesting items from the news.

Almost every single one of my 1,337 FB friends are there either because of my book The Doctor Who Cures Cancer and my habanero/garlic/oil recipe that got rid of my Stage IV cancer nearly 20 years ago.

In other words, I'm focused on some fairly important topics about 98% of the time. On a good day, one of my posts will get a half dozen shares. Usually it's zero to three shares.

Most recently, I asked people who liked the page to give away free copies of my book by sharing the post. This is a book that was once listed on Amazon as the #1 "Mover & Sharer" out of maybe 10 million titles. The reviews are fantastic as people read it multiple times. IOW, it's a great book that people have ordered to give away, and now I'm offering it for free. One person did.

Well there is one of my FB pages that has finally broken the mold. The page has gotten 105 shares for one post I made. The page has a mere seven likes and seven followers.

So what is this astounding bit of news that people are finally giving their approval to by sharing? Here is what the message says in its entirety:

"Complying with FB."

It was posted because if you have a FB group there must be a corresponding FB Page. FB notified me that I hadn't posted to the Page recently to keep it active, so I posted that message. I was in a hurry and about to leave town for 4 days.

In four days, folks are sharing this meaningless post like they have NEVER done in 10 years or more.

I must start posting more meaningless posts immediately. Do you have any suggestions? It would help if they were trite and not a full sentence.

Maybe next I'll do "Well, there you go." It has the disadvantage of being a complete sentence, so we'll see how it goes.

Your input is desperately needed because I tend to think in complete sentences and paragraphs on occasion.

Maybe the Canadian girl in the tee shirt would be good. Half my list would unfriend me - so there is that advantage.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
06-04-2018, 03:19 AM #2
Below Average Genius Member
Posts:2,933 Threads:293 Joined:Apr 2013
I just posted "Well there you go, FB!"

I'll report in if it goes half way viral.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
06-04-2018, 07:46 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,415 Threads:1,480 Joined:Feb 2011
blink.gif I'm very happy I removed KB from there, Octo and I don't have personal accounts.

Fuckerberg lied to congress...
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018...-data.html

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06-04-2018, 08:55 AM #4
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
Posts:1,634 Threads:68 Joined:Jul 2017
I've never had an FB account and I never will.
Oftentimes people who say that they have one,
I will disown in real life, LOL.

You may try posting in only

Prepositional phrases....

See if that works!

.....by the way.

LOL.

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-04-2018, 12:09 PM #5
Strigoi Member
Posts:1,755 Threads:86 Joined:Mar 2011
I have no interest in that either, those I know that are into it are narcissistic and not very bright, take selfies etc.

Un Strigoi printre noi
06-04-2018, 05:30 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,269 Threads:1,556 Joined:Feb 2011
Ask questions such as "Should I get a Brazilian wax?" or "Does my butt look big in this?" (photo needed, preferably a bathroom mirror selfie with sad duck face) You can wear whatever you fancy as long as you play by the FB rule book.

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06-04-2018, 08:15 PM #7
Below Average Genius Member
Posts:2,933 Threads:293 Joined:Apr 2013
(06-04-2018, 05:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ask questions such as "Should I get a Brazilian wax?" or "Does my butt look big in this?" (photo needed, preferably a bathroom mirror selfie with sad duck face) You can wear whatever you fancy as long as you play by the FB rule book.

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Luv it! yay.gif How about "Does this shirt make me look bald?"

We are on a Kaiser roll with sprinkles!

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
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06-04-2018, 08:24 PM #8
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(06-04-2018, 05:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ask questions such as "Should I get a Brazilian wax?" or "Does my butt look big in this?" (photo needed, preferably a bathroom mirror selfie with sad duck face) You can wear whatever you fancy as long as you play by the FB rule book.

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LOL
İmage
06-04-2018, 08:38 PM #9
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It's okay



It's a Baby Ruth
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06-04-2018, 08:56 PM #10
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İmage
06-04-2018, 09:00 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,269 Threads:1,556 Joined:Feb 2011
EEEWWWWW!!!!

İmage

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06-04-2018, 09:19 PM #12
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Posts:2,933 Threads:293 Joined:Apr 2013
(06-04-2018, 08:24 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(06-04-2018, 05:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ask questions such as "Should I get a Brazilian wax?" or "Does my butt look big in this?" (photo needed, preferably a bathroom mirror selfie with sad duck face) You can wear whatever you fancy as long as you play by the FB rule book.

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LOL
İmage

This is 'zactly' what I'm talkin' about. I've seen that meme at least three times. Why? Because everyone shares it. The woman has probably committed suicide by now or found a 'different' kind of boyfriend who is into things we probably shouldn't talk about.

IOW, this meme has been seen by millions or tens of millions of people. I've shared a free technique that can solve ANY and ALL emotional issues in an extraordinarily easy manner, oftentimes in seconds. It got maybe four shares?

Here it is. Whenever ANYTHING upsets you in the least way including boredom or feeling lackadaisical, ask yourself this very specifically worded question with the inflection of a question. Each word counts. "Why do I LOVE discovering how I am reacting right now?" Then listen for the answer. If an answer comes, choose whether you wish to continue to rely on that mode of reaction.

If you don't get an answer right away, don't worry, you'll have the same reaction to something else, and you can ask again at that time.

Love automatically brings us gratitude. Gratitude automatically delivers grace. Grace gives us more energy for which we can feel grateful, which brings us more grace and more energy, etc. It's a delicious circle. You'll have fewer vicious circles when you do this.

Can you see how this single question could end all wars, most alcoholism and drug addiction? Well, at least 4 people probably saw it after it was shared. Maybe one tried it. So as a result, I need to ask myself, "Why do I love discovering how I'm reacting to the lack of interest in the world to end war, alcoholism and drug addiction?"

The answers I'm hearing are "Why do you feel the need to control other people's behavior? Why do you fear mortality? Why won't you let people learn and grow and unfold at their own pace? Isn't free will and acceptance part of the divine plan? Who are you to disrupt a very good plan that has worked since before time began?"

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
06-04-2018, 09:29 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,415 Threads:1,480 Joined:Feb 2011
That's one thought provoking butt slug.

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06-04-2018, 09:53 PM #14
Below Average Genius Member
Posts:2,933 Threads:293 Joined:Apr 2013
This meme is brought to you by "Clueless"... the cologne for men of a certain age.

İmage

This is the same photo on FB maybe if it shows up:
İmage

Sorry, Jay, the photo doesn't show up either from my own Wordpress url or a FB url with or without https.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
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06-04-2018, 09:54 PM #15
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(06-04-2018, 09:19 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(06-04-2018, 08:24 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(06-04-2018, 05:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ask questions such as "Should I get a Brazilian wax?" or "Does my butt look big in this?" (photo needed, preferably a bathroom mirror selfie with sad duck face) You can wear whatever you fancy as long as you play by the FB rule book.

chuckle.gif
LOL
İmage

This is 'zactly' what I'm talkin' about. I've seen that meme at least three times. Why? Because everyone shares it. The woman has probably committed suicide by now or found a 'different' kind of boyfriend who is into things we probably shouldn't talk about.

IOW, this meme has been seen by millions or tens of millions of people. I've shared a free technique that can solve ANY and ALL emotional issues in an extraordinarily easy manner, oftentimes in seconds. It got maybe four shares?

Here it is. Whenever ANYTHING upsets you in the least way including boredom or feeling lackadaisical, ask yourself this very specifically worded question with the inflection of a question. Each word counts. "Why do I LOVE discovering how I am reacting right now?" Then listen for the answer. If an answer comes, choose whether you wish to continue to rely on that mode of reaction.

If you don't get an answer right away, don't worry, you'll have the same reaction to something else, and you can ask again at that time.

Love automatically brings us gratitude. Gratitude automatically delivers grace. Grace gives us more energy for which we can feel grateful, which brings us more grace and more energy, etc. It's a delicious circle. You'll have fewer vicious circles when you do this.

Can you see how this single question could end all wars, most alcoholism and drug addiction? Well, at least 4 people probably saw it after it was shared. Maybe one tried it. So as a result, I need to ask myself, "Why do I love discovering how I'm reacting to the lack of interest in the world to end war, alcoholism and drug addiction?"

The answers I'm hearing are "Why do you feel the need to control other people's behavior? Why do you fear mortality? Why won't you let people learn and grow and unfold at their own pace? Isn't free will and acceptance part of the divine plan? Who are you to disrupt a very good plan that has worked since before time began?"

It's just like somebody's trying to derail humanity...
İmage



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