If you are out turkey hunting, don't dress like a turkey

**Meh** · 04-24-2017, 01:54 PM

Quote:Soon after his shotgun’s blast, the hunter sprinted toward what he thought was a coveted prize: the wild turkey gobbler he’d been calling to and watching.

But Kenneth Dienst found he actually had shot his brother and a friend.

“Right after he shot, he thought he saw a turkey flopping on the ground, but when he hurried up there, he saw two guys rolling on the ground. He’d shot (both) in the face,”

More: http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-wo...32349.html

There is a lesson hidden in there.

**JayRodney** · 04-24-2017, 02:01 PM

Yup, a big what not to do lesson.

ffs.

**Kreeper** · 04-25-2017, 11:33 AM

Quote:According to Dan Peak, Crawford County sheriff, the victims – who spent time in three hospitals – are expected to survive.

THREE hospitals?

I hope the last one was a mental hospital.

**JayRodney** · 04-25-2017, 11:48 AM

**Stiggy** · 04-25-2017, 01:16 PM

That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.

**Kreeper** · 04-25-2017, 01:32 PM

(04-25-2017, 01:16 PM)Stiggy Wrote: That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.

Really?

Let me introduce you to Florida.

**Adde** · 04-25-2017, 08:06 PM

This wasn't in Florida?

**Octo** · 04-25-2017, 08:50 PM

**Strigoi** · 04-26-2017, 11:24 AM

I immediately thought Florida from the headline.

**Octo** · 04-26-2017, 06:26 PM

They weren't necessarily even dressed as turkeys, but they looked like turkeys in the face

Quote:He’d shot (both) in the face

**eclipsed** · 04-28-2017, 01:15 AM

reminds me of a story i heard years ago...

a man and his wife were watching a documentary on owls and it stated you could attract owls if you hooted the right way.
the man went into the backyard and began hooting, finally getting it just right.
he heard a hoot back!
he hooted with this owl every night for two weeks and he was proud of his accomplishment.
he even felt a bond with the creature.

his wife had lunch with her friend who lived on the next street and they got on the subject of owls...
the wife bragged that her husband was quite proficient at attracting owls and this one owl visited him every night and they would hoot for hours.
the lady friend said that was funny because HER husband had watched the same documentary and had been outside each night for two solid weeks hooting to an owl as well.

i was told it was a true story.
central florida

**Stiggy** · 04-28-2017, 01:16 AM

In Florida, all things are possible.

**Kreeper** · 04-28-2017, 01:19 AM

(04-24-2017, 01:54 PM)Meh Wrote: There is a lesson hidden in there.

Would that lesson be how to become Vice President of the US?

**Kreeper** · 04-28-2017, 01:20 AM

(04-28-2017, 01:16 AM)Stiggy Wrote: In Florida, all things are possible.

Except long term sanity.

**eclipsed** · 04-28-2017, 01:20 AM

(04-28-2017, 01:16 AM)Stiggy Wrote: In Florida, all things are possible.

yes its true.
i love it here.
i could not thrive anywhere else.
i tried...