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If you are out turkey hunting, don't dress like a turkey
04-24-2017, 01:54 PM #1
Meh Member
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Quote:Soon after his shotgun’s blast, the hunter sprinted toward what he thought was a coveted prize: the wild turkey gobbler he’d been calling to and watching.

But Kenneth Dienst found he actually had shot his brother and a friend.

“Right after he shot, he thought he saw a turkey flopping on the ground, but when he hurried up there, he saw two guys rolling on the ground. He’d shot (both) in the face,”

More: http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-wo...32349.html

There is a lesson hidden in there. yup.gif
04-24-2017, 02:01 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yup, a big what not to do lesson.
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04-25-2017, 11:33 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Quote:According to Dan Peak, Crawford County sheriff, the victims – who spent time in three hospitals – are expected to survive.

THREE hospitals?

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I hope the last one was a mental hospital.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-25-2017, 11:48 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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04-25-2017, 01:16 PM #5
Stiggy Member
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13.gif That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.
04-25-2017, 01:32 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-25-2017, 01:16 PM)Stiggy Wrote:  13.gif  That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.

Really?

Let me introduce you to Florida.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-25-2017, 08:06 PM #7
Adde All in Moderation
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chuckle.gif This wasn't in Florida?
04-25-2017, 08:50 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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04-26-2017, 11:24 AM #9
Strigoi Diavolul
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I immediately thought Florida from the headline. walksback.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-26-2017, 06:26 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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They weren't necessarily even dressed as turkeys, but they looked like turkeys in the face damned.gif

Quote:He’d shot (both) in the face
04-28-2017, 01:15 AM #11
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reminds me of a story i heard years ago... coffeetime.gif

a man and his wife were watching a documentary on owls and it stated you could attract owls if you hooted the right way.
the man went into the backyard and began hooting, finally getting it just right.
he heard a hoot back!
he hooted with this owl every night for two weeks and he was proud of his accomplishment.
he even felt a bond with the creature. hug.gif

his wife had lunch with her friend who lived on the next street and they got on the subject of owls...
the wife bragged that her husband was quite proficient at attracting owls and this one owl visited him every night and they would hoot for hours.
the lady friend said that was funny because HER husband had watched the same documentary and had been outside each night for two solid weeks hooting to an owl as well.

i was told it was a true story.
central florida
04-28-2017, 01:16 AM #12
Stiggy Member
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chuckle.gif In Florida, all things are possible.
04-28-2017, 01:19 AM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-24-2017, 01:54 PM)Meh Wrote:  There is a lesson hidden in there.  yup.gif

Would that lesson be how to become Vice President of the US?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-28-2017, 01:20 AM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-28-2017, 01:16 AM)Stiggy Wrote:  chuckle.gif  In Florida, all things are possible.

Except long term sanity.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-28-2017, 01:20 AM #15
eclipsed Member
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(04-28-2017, 01:16 AM)Stiggy Wrote:  chuckle.gif  In Florida, all things are possible.

yes its true.
i love it here.
i could not thrive anywhere else.
i tried... puke.gif



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