The war on personal fun...sorry ahem. The war on terrorism is making me feel safe, and why spend money on a crack ho? An airplane ticket gets you fondled and massaged and it's perfectly legal.
The airport is the next big red light district, ƒück them Amsterdam commies, legal sex and pot who's bitching?
Here's a great idea, maybe...(dare we dream) we can have them fondle us without boarding planes?
How about TSA Room service? Seriously, I'm going to drop this muthaforking idea in the first DHS suggestion box I can find, lol... You blame me? In case I wake up in the middle of the night and feel there may be a bomb strapped to my penis?
I may need muh schlong fondled, and rubber gloves and uniforms are my fetish.
What a ƒükkin' country! God bless congress, and this muthaforking transparent administration.