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Lindsey Show this Post
08-12-2013, 10:44 AM #1
Lindsey Incognito Anonymous
 
I have some weird news that I received at about 6:00 pm yesterday.

Im a female, my name is Lindsey Carol Audubon.
Im 6 ft 10, and 310 lbs, and very strong, high quality and sturdy build.

I have naturally occurring blonde and red hair, I have vivid pink eyes, and very, very fair, white skin, much wider hips than normal.

I also have an Iq of 186, I graduated high school when I was just 13 years old.

I was part of a study on human evolution for 3 years, to determine why it is that I have the things that I have, the researchers now believe that Im not a homo sapien, but they have dubbed me temporarily, as a Homo Humanitarius, or H.Humanitarius.

A list of increased functions they said include a Higher IQ, a larger brain, a larger and stronger body, a higher life expectancy, more empathy, more artistic value in my culture, and a new natural gender role, from Submissive, to Dominant.



What do you think about that ?
08-12-2013, 10:46 AM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
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Well,

my respects,

Earth Man Stylee!

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Lindsey Show this Post
08-12-2013, 10:54 AM #3
Lindsey Incognito Anonymous
 
That's the USA, and the value of the variety that we have here, top of the line, bar none
:)
08-12-2013, 11:02 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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A huge dominant woman with vivid pink eyes! Sounds fascinating.

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08-12-2013, 11:08 AM #5
DiggerDawg Member
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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity
But I know none, and therefore am no beast

08-12-2013, 11:50 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
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(08-12-2013, 10:44 AM)Lindsey Wrote:  I have some weird news that I received at about 6:00 pm yesterday.

Im a female, my name is Lindsey Carol Audubon.
Im 6 ft 10, and 310 lbs, and very strong, high quality and sturdy build.

I have naturally occurring blonde and red hair, I have vivid pink eyes, and very, very fair, white skin, much wider hips than normal.

I also have an Iq of 186, I graduated high school when I was just 13 years old.

I was part of a study on human evolution for 3 years, to determine why it is that I have the things that I have, the researchers now believe that Im not a homo sapien, but they have dubbed me temporarily, as a Homo Humanitarius, or H.Humanitarius.

A list of increased functions they said include a Higher IQ, a larger brain, a larger and stronger body, a higher life expectancy, more empathy, more artistic value in my culture, and a new natural gender role, from Submissive, to Dominant.



What do you think about that ?


so how big is your penis? you're transexual, yes?

you forgot to tell us how huge your ego is too.. i would guess its as big as your penis.. huge..

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08-12-2013, 11:52 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(08-12-2013, 11:02 AM)Octo Wrote:  A huge dominant woman with vivid pink eyes! Sounds fascinating.

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i thought pigs only had pink eyes? is it miss piggy?
08-12-2013, 01:00 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,983 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
Sounds like it could be a GMO Miss Piggy. hmm.gif

A bit frightening thought I have to say.
08-12-2013, 01:18 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I hate to ask this OP, but do you have pics?

White Ribbon & Octo!! spank.gif be nice now!

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08-12-2013, 01:47 PM #10
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
the OP is joking isnt he/she?

thats why i am having fun..

but by all means keep spanking me.. its been a while.. 13.gif
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
08-12-2013, 02:05 PM #11
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
08-12-2013, 02:15 PM #12
Accidental Stoner Member
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(08-12-2013, 10:54 AM)Lindsey Wrote:  That's the USA, and the value of the variety that we have here, top of the line, bar none
:)


Ummhh...what was that about your IQ again..?

Look, you can enjoy the greatest "value of variety" all you want,
all the live long day,

just as long as I get to be a true-born Finlander beercheer.gif
Home of modern tribal otherness,
free thinkers,
real women
and a genuinely non-imperialistic culture hi5.gif

Have fun over there, in America.
Enjoy your superhuman intelligency, now. wave.gif

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08-12-2013, 04:28 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif posted at lop and glp too search says. The 'more empathy' part intrigues me though.
08-12-2013, 04:35 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,983 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
(08-12-2013, 01:18 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I hate to ask this OP, but do you have pics?


orgazmo3.gif that would be interesting



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08-12-2013, 06:01 PM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,034 Threads:427 Joined:Jun 2012
(08-12-2013, 10:44 AM)Lindsey Wrote:  I have some weird news that I received at about 6:00 pm yesterday.

Im a female, my name is Lindsey Carol Audubon.
Im 6 ft 10, and 310 lbs, and very strong, high quality and sturdy build.

I have naturally occurring blonde and red hair, I have vivid pink eyes, and very, very fair, white skin, much wider hips than normal.

I also have an Iq of 186, I graduated high school when I was just 13 years old.

I was part of a study on human evolution for 3 years, to determine why it is that I have the things that I have, the researchers now believe that Im not a homo sapien, but they have dubbed me temporarily, as a Homo Humanitarius, or H.Humanitarius.

A list of increased functions they said include a Higher IQ, a larger brain, a larger and stronger body, a higher life expectancy, more empathy, more artistic value in my culture, and a new natural gender role, from Submissive, to Dominant.



What do you think about that ?


Can you post the study (in English) for me to look over?



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