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10-21-2015, 07:45 PM #1
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Dead man’s body propped up at a table playing dominoes in a bizarre wake:

'During the bizarre wake, Jomar’s embalmed body, dressed in blue tracksuit with his head bowed, was seen sitting at a table in one corner of the bar seemingly in deep thought as he plans his next move in the domino game as his friends and family party around him.'

http://kickerdaily.com/dead-mans-body-pr...arre-wake/

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10-21-2015, 07:48 PM #2
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blink.gif It's Weekend at Bernie's part deux.

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10-21-2015, 07:52 PM #3
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Quote:Posing dead bodies in wakes and funerals is not new to Puerto Rico, where coffins seems to have become optional.

Funeraria Marin, the funeral parlor that propped up Jomar at a table playing dominoes, is known in Puerto Rico for its out of the ordinary way of embalming and preparing bodies for the vigil. Jomar’s is not the first exotic wake done by the funeral parlor. The company also posed a dead boxer to look like he was gearing for his last fight. Another corpse, who was a big motorcycle aficionado, was propped up riding his favorite motor bike.

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10-21-2015, 08:00 PM #4
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bizarre.

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10-21-2015, 09:28 PM #5
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A bit... unusual damned.gif
10-21-2015, 09:47 PM #6
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lol. i like the jebus pic there. oughter be a smilie.

anyhow, yes it is somewhat odd because i had a dream last night that i died.

thing is, i was sitting there in a chair.. and i knew my body was dead.. but i was still in it. i even thought about checking my pulse.. just to see when it would be a final beat.. but then i thought no that is far too creepy lol.

so, i had not left my body yet. i was waiting to, knowing it would be very soon.

i also remember thinking about writing some letters to my family while i was waiting. just stuff i wanted to say and all that.

so for some reason, i was still able to do that had i decided to.. i am not sure how since i knew my body was just.. well, like a body without any life in it. just there.
but i decided not to write anything.
i was content to wait.

so then i was out of my body.. in a field or.. a park.. sort of like one area i know in the park near here but smaller.
and i remember thinking hey it is true - no more pain! and all i felt was very light. so i could be like a spaceman and slo-motion bounce around.
it was sunny. a couple ppl walked by, and i took a swipe at em. lol.

and then i noticed the trees.. and i was SO happy because well i love trees eh.
and i finally was going to be able to talk with them where i could hear them talk back.. so i was all oh, trees! hello!! n stuff.

it was pretty cool all in all...

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10-21-2015, 09:55 PM #7
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Sounds like a pretty cool dream
10-21-2015, 10:05 PM #8
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(10-21-2015, 09:55 PM)Octo Wrote:  Sounds like a pretty cool dream

yes.. kinda reminded me of the article.. just kinda propped there waiting

but i was aware of it at the time.

i wonder if the guy was..

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10-21-2015, 11:30 PM #9
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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/18/mag...erer=&_r=1

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10-21-2015, 11:57 PM #10
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That read like a CT article, not the NY Times. damned.gif

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10-22-2015, 12:48 AM #11
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(10-22-2015, 12:17 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Cool.. Love it.. I wanna be dressed up like the baby jesus..

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ !!! blink.gif
10-22-2015, 01:40 AM #12
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(10-21-2015, 11:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  That read like a CT article, not the NY Times. damned.gif

my dream..?

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i spose it could be.... hmm.gif

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10-22-2015, 10:23 AM #13
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(10-22-2015, 12:51 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(10-22-2015, 12:48 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  
(10-22-2015, 12:17 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Cool.. Love it.. I wanna be dressed up like the baby jesus..

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ !!! blink.gif

Judges gunna judge, yo..

Dont worry, i will commission you to paint a painting of it, yo..

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10-23-2015, 05:34 PM #14
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Careful, ribbon...you got booked last time, dinntcha:

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