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Introduction thread, saying hello
08-13-2014, 02:24 AM #91
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
(08-12-2014, 04:43 AM)Esoteric Wrote:  İmage

08-13-2014, 02:35 AM #92
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,545 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Ed had that stain to his eye , that said : " Yeah , I drink me some beer "

Feeling around under his shirt , he grimaced ,, with : " Dem Tramps , down by dem tracks ,, dey got de bugs , here ,, looky what dey gave me last night "

Holding out his pinched together fore finger and thumb ,,
I saw tiny legs kicking ,, just to the side of a cracked thumb nail ,,
squiggle squiggle squiggle ,,, fine tiny clawed legs ,,,KICKING !

The sight raised the willies up my spine ,, as I spit at his Paw , saying ,,

" Gawd Dammit ED ! fling it that way ,,as I pointed toward the fire ,, he
jerked his hand back up under his pit ,, " Nah ,, ain't a'gonna do dat ,,
wit dis here I'll be raising me some more of 'em ,,
thinkin' I might train me some critters like dem dere Circus Fleas people's got's

Wind died down during the night , and so's it sometimes
knocks a widder maker from a tree ,, i had to wait for it to die

so's I could get up from my rack , to check make sure that Ed had tied up that Bug good and snug , cause I didn't want tha' Bugta get a'loosed ,,
and come a crawling on me ,, they is hard to flush once they get under your
skin and set up co-habitating with each other and sucking on your blood and all,,,ya unnerstan

as I felt around in de dark for a glove ,,, to grab da Bug wit
my hand slipped across a square Snuff Tin that I'd kept for keepin' butts in ,,to roll

gave me an Idea to maybe put Ed's Bug in a Box ,, that'd keep it me safe ,,

ya know ,, ta keep 'em from crawlin' up my drawers in the night ,,,

Bout week or two went by and we was drunk under dis here bridge
down by de tracks again ,,,

same place we was the night I put the Critter Bug in de Box ,,

Got reminded about that bug and leaned Ed's way a bit and whispered ,,,

Hey Ed ,, uh looky here ,, ya still got that Kritter in da Box ???

Ol' Ed Leaned over ( made him Fart too ) and whispered ,,

Yepper ,, and it's got some new members too ,,,

Ol' Ed whisked da Box out from under his Ol' Cap ,, and popped da lid off the old tin
Box ,,,

yep ,, Dem Bugs had been a procreating like meskin's on vïäģřå alrighty ,,

as I gawked upon that Little Village in da Box ,,,,,

I just had ta say it to 'em: " Welcome to ya ,,,,
ya new members in da Kritter Box .
08-13-2014, 02:43 AM #93
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
clap.gif cool story rofl.gif but couldn't they keep me in the beer glass instead of the snuff box?
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08-13-2014, 06:52 AM #94
Esoteric Incognito Anonymous
I'll be happy in the box as long as there's a plentiful supply of condoms, drugs and good music. hi5.gif

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08-13-2014, 08:01 AM #95
Esoteric Incognito Anonymous
(08-13-2014, 02:24 AM)Shadow Wrote:  
(08-12-2014, 04:43 AM)Esoteric Wrote:  İmage


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08-13-2014, 08:14 AM #96
Esoteric Incognito Anonymous
(08-12-2014, 10:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-12-2014, 04:43 AM)Esoteric Wrote:  
(08-12-2014, 12:12 AM)Shadow Wrote:  Welcome Esoteric beercheer.gif yes you'll fit in well rofl.gif

(08-11-2014, 04:41 PM)Esoteric Wrote:  Technically it puts equal bread on everyone's table. Sadly theory and good intent don't always translate to the real world.

iagree.gif problem with socialism is sooner or later you run out of other people's money.


iagree.gif There's a dual standard. The rich get richer and the poor are expendable.

Jay, you told me yesterday that you and Octo are married. I presume you're both familiar with the international symbol for marriage chuckle.gifuhhuh.gif

Poor person on his knees in servitude to the Mother Superior lmao2.gif

08-13-2014, 08:50 AM #97
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
No I wasn't aware of that symbol chuckle.gif But thanks for the reminder, it's our anniversary in a couple of days.

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08-13-2014, 09:07 AM #98
Esoteric Incognito Anonymous
(08-13-2014, 08:50 AM)Octo Wrote:  No I wasn't aware of that symbol chuckle.gif But thanks for the reminder, it's our anniversary in a couple of days.


Jay, sorry for sending you into further poverty chuckle.gifchuckle.gif

Octo, my pleasure hi5.gif
08-13-2014, 09:26 AM #99
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh I totally refuse to accept gifts from anywhere but the liquor store on these occasions.




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