After 3 years struggling on the job Mary O'Brien , the head of Ireland Census Department, has resigned in great frustration and exasperation.

after several attempts at counting and re-counting the population she kept getting different results every time

In her press statement she cited that trying to count the Country's population was a futile exercise because it kept on Dublin.

I am not sure what you mean by 'it kept on Dublin' but maybe her analysis was flawed.

As in doubling. I'd post a chuckle emote but it wasn't amusing enough.

Ooo, someone got a spell check ribbon for their Olivetti!

Usually I chuckle at corny jokes, but not this one.

Rough crowd.

@ JR. Yeah everyone needs a chill pill. Can I order some through the internet?

I believe that's an option the authorities are trying to eliminate, but yeah, go to the dark web.

(03-22-2018, 05:15 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  

(03-22-2018, 04:03 PM)Ina Hari Wrote:  After 3 years struggling on the job Mary O'Brien , the head of Ireland Census Department,  has resigned in great frustration and exasperation.

after several attempts at counting and re-counting the population she kept getting different results every time

In her press statement she cited that trying to count the Country's population was a futile exercise because it kept on Dublin.

The pun was too good. And the way you told it had me swallowing the story hook, line and sinker. So maybe no one laughed, but you did catch a fish dinner!

Is that similar to catfishing?

Good one, OP.



Oh gods, I'm easily entertained.

An Englishman, an Australian and a Scot order pints at the pub.
There just happens to be a fly in each glass.

The Englishman immediately orders a new pint.

"Cheers, mate!", the Auzzie goes and gulps it down, fly and all.

The Scot quickly grabs the fly by its hind legs, dangles it over the pint and yells:

"Spit it eut, ye besterrd! Spit it eut! 'Vry last drop of it!"

 You must really have some good herb.