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Irish Head of Census Resigns
03-22-2018, 08:33 PM #16
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A Guinness sounds good right about now hmm.gif
03-23-2018, 04:40 PM #17
Baron Samedi Vodou Man
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(03-22-2018, 06:40 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  blink.gif  You must really have some good herb.

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Ha, that makes everything funnier.
03-23-2018, 05:02 PM #18
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(03-23-2018, 04:40 PM)Baron Samedi Wrote:  
(03-22-2018, 06:40 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  blink.gif  You must really have some good herb.

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Ha, that makes everything funnier.

Indeed, that is why I didn't get it at first...too sober. coffeetime.gif
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03-23-2018, 06:13 PM #19
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chuckle.gif I have similar problems.
03-23-2018, 07:45 PM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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I got it but found it lame.

That might be due to being married to a comedian, I hear funnier jokes for breakfast and still roll my eyes 15.gif
03-24-2018, 12:38 AM #21
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I poo funnier stuff.

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03-24-2018, 02:14 AM #22
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(03-23-2018, 07:45 PM)Octo Wrote:  I got it but found it lame.

That might be due to being married to a comedian, I hear funnier jokes for breakfast and still roll my eyes 15.gif

Ok
That's the last fake news you gonna hear from me.
It's so depressing being abused when trying to amuse
03-24-2018, 03:34 AM #23
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I thought it was funny...

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...but of course, I'm the black sheep on here 13.gif

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03-24-2018, 05:35 AM #24
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(03-24-2018, 03:34 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  I thought it was funny...

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...but of course, I'm the black sheep on here  13.gif

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no...you no black sheep.
I more blackest sheep of you
I always sad and all e time depress
i think why??? why nobody like me?
because I am ugly? because I am fat? because I am stupid?
why?
I wish I was a blonde bimbo. then everybody break neck to love me
Ina Hari Show this Post
03-24-2018, 05:48 AM #25
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(03-22-2018, 05:15 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(03-22-2018, 04:03 PM)Ina Hari Wrote:  After 3 years struggling on the job Mary O'Brien , the head of Ireland Census Department,  has resigned in great frustration and exasperation.

after several attempts at counting and re-counting the population she kept getting different results every time

In her press statement she cited that trying to count the Country's population was a futile exercise because it kept on Dublin.

The pun was too good. And the way you told it had me swallowing the story hook, line and sinker. So maybe no one laughed, but you did catch a fish dinner!
I appreciate your appreciation.
When I get very bored I go to the airport and watch all the big aeroplanes take off and land.
Then i go inside the Terminal and I like to watch the passengers coming and going
I watch with sadness and a bit of envy because I would love to fly but I never have
I got it down to a fine art and by watching and profiling the passengers I can tell exactly where they are flying to.
it's quite amusing...for instance I can tell that all the all the men who go thru the immigration turnstiles sidewise for sure they are going to Bangcock.
03-24-2018, 06:26 AM #26
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Confucius say : " Man who go to bed with Itchy Butt ,,, wake up , smelly fingers "

one day , I hope to get itchy Booty to test that Theory

so far , smelly fingers when I awake were kinda like a scent of Tuna

but , I no longer sleep with women
Ironed flutterbye Show this Post
03-24-2018, 06:09 PM #27
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Ina Hari Da Vita baby



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