Shadow went back to work, hasn't posted here much lately and then it dawned on me - Emu's can't really type.
Certainly that's a stretch, but I'm going to offer proof.
We've known her for years, and talked to her on Skype. However when we talk on Skype she never has her camera on.
It's obvious - she's an Emu, and she hasn't been around because she's been found wandering on northern B.C. logging road!
Poor thing, all these years posing as a human. Prolly got smacked in the noggin' with a log and has no idea who she is.
More proof? Read on....
Quote:Emu found wandering on northern B.C. logging roadRead more: cbc.ca
'Sure enough, there's a frickin' emu walking down the middle of the road!'
A B.C. trucker used to animal sightings is still having a hard time believing what he saw on a logging road south of Prince George, even with photographic evidence.
On Monday, one load into the day, Juan Huidoboro thought the driver up ahead who radioed him about an emu on the road was joking around.
"What? An emu? I said. 'No'.'"
But, right up the road, at the same spot on the road, there it was.
"Sure enough, there's frickin' emu walking down the middle of the road," he said. "I couldn't believe it. It blew my mind! Oh, my God."
"It was a big bird, huge. At least five feet tall, for sure," he said.
The emu stopped right in front of his truck, and Huidoboro snapped two pictures with his cellphone camera before the bird calmly meandering off the road and up the hill.
I hear tell Emus are common as alligators In BC.