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Is one of our Members an EMU? Shadow?
08-01-2013, 09:59 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Strange.
Shadow went back to work, hasn't posted here much lately and then it dawned on me - Emu's can't really type.
Certainly that's a stretch, but I'm going to offer proof.
We've known her for years, and talked to her on Skype. However when we talk on Skype she never has her camera on.
Why?
It's obvious - she's an Emu, and she hasn't been around because she's been found wandering on northern B.C. logging road!
Poor thing, all these years posing as a human. sad2.gif Prolly got smacked in the noggin' with a log and has no idea who she is.
More proof? Read on....

Quote:Emu found wandering on northern B.C. logging road
'Sure enough, there's a frickin' emu walking down the middle of the road!'

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A B.C. trucker used to animal sightings is still having a hard time believing what he saw on a logging road south of Prince George, even with photographic evidence.

On Monday, one load into the day, Juan Huidoboro thought the driver up ahead who radioed him about an emu on the road was joking around.

"What? An emu? I said. 'No'.'"

But, right up the road, at the same spot on the road, there it was.

"Sure enough, there's frickin' emu walking down the middle of the road," he said. "I couldn't believe it. It blew my mind! Oh, my God."

"It was a big bird, huge. At least five feet tall, for sure," he said.

The emu stopped right in front of his truck, and Huidoboro snapped two pictures with his cellphone camera before the bird calmly meandering off the road and up the hill.
Read more: cbc.ca

I hear tell Emus are common as alligators In BC. beerbong.gif

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08-01-2013, 10:03 PM #2
bohica Member
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I too, always had my suspicions about Shadow.
If you knew what the Emu knew........

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
08-01-2013, 10:09 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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It all makes sense now...
08-01-2013, 10:11 PM #4
yankees skier
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I bet they taste like chicken.

Biere.
08-01-2013, 10:15 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Its flesh is a nutritionist's dream — it's lean, low in cholesterol and high in iron and vitamin C. Emu connoisseurs attest the bird tastes like a fine filet mignon.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=98190&page=1

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08-01-2013, 10:17 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif Who here besides myself an Bohica had already figured out she's an Emu? Why didn't anyone say anything before now?

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08-01-2013, 10:26 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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You wouldn't have guessed emu in a million years. chuckle.gif
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08-02-2013, 12:22 AM #8
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EMUTV! I had one of those emu puppets. Don't mess with emus!chuckle.gif

from the youtube page comments, More evidence



I once visited Carol Lee Scott (Grotbags) and she told me the story of how this programme came around....

Rod had been over in Canada for a year or more, working with various people, and arrived back at Central with a bunch of clips - together Rod & someone at CITV worked a programme to fit all these clips together, but required more than just the Canadian clips Rod had - this is why the show is half British, half Canadian, and why you never see Grotbags & Co interacting with Murray or Carolyn,

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08-02-2013, 12:25 AM #9
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Also taught Deutsche
08-02-2013, 01:47 AM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,599 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
She can be a bit moody. Is she an Emo Emu?


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
08-02-2013, 02:06 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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I think she might be tissueguy.gif
08-02-2013, 07:33 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-02-2013, 01:47 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  She can be a bit moody. Is she an Emo Emu?


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lmao.gif Moody? Naah. It's more of a case of shes just not chicken - therefore - EMU! damned.gif

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08-02-2013, 08:21 AM #13
White Ribbon call me
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yep, she is an emu.. she sent me an egg she laid, in the mail.. i wasn't going to make scrambled eggs with it, so i put it in the freezer.. if you put it up to your ear, you can hear it whisper "can i have one of those toe drinks, please".. its a very polite egg..

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08-02-2013, 08:28 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Conformation!

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08-02-2013, 12:51 PM #15
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(08-01-2013, 10:15 PM)Octo Wrote:  Its flesh is a nutritionist's dream — it's lean, low in cholesterol and high in iron and vitamin C. Emu connoisseurs attest the bird tastes like a fine filet mignon.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=98190&page=1

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Burger joint down the road has that as an option :)



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