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Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
01-13-2016, 07:32 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store

A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.

Read more: http://nypost.com/2016/01/12/thief-stuff...pet-store/


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01-13-2016, 07:46 AM #2
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he's an idiot. most shops have surveillance these days.
01-13-2016, 08:57 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Trouser snake yup.gif
01-13-2016, 08:58 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Not to mention it's cruel to the animal.

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01-13-2016, 09:38 AM #5
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I guess it chocked his chicken huh ?

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01-13-2016, 10:48 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I hope it bit off his snake.

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01-13-2016, 01:48 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This one was 2 feet long. Top that! chuckle.gif

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01-13-2016, 03:53 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-13-2016, 04:12 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I don't speak French, but I hope they are going to eat it. Otherwise, what a waste.

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01-13-2016, 04:46 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-13-2016, 04:05 PM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  
(01-13-2016, 03:53 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!


I was imagining something more like this happening in his pants...


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-13-2016, 07:40 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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This dumbass obviously thought the trouser snake was out of its natural habitat as she got bit trying to freakin kiss it

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Crowd screams as Chinese tourist bitten on nose by python she tried to kiss
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/ja...ed-to-kiss
01-13-2016, 08:27 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's the last time she'll try that.

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01-13-2016, 10:55 PM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Sgt. Stewart as mentioned in the Video , sits in this Starbucks I am at
every day around 5:30 pm , the Cop Shop is right down the block .

Him and His Buddies were talking and Laughing about this the other day .

weird portland is it not

see what I live with here ?


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01-13-2016, 11:23 PM #14
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I checked and.... It's NOT a python...It doesn't eat mice!
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01-14-2016, 12:02 AM #15
Coolchick Member
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some ppl will steal anything.

Just Plain Nuts.



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