Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

**JayRodney** · 01-13-2016, 07:32 AM

Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store

A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.

Read more: http://nypost.com/2016/01/12/thief-stuff...pet-store/

01-13-2016, 07:46 AM

he's an idiot. most shops have surveillance these days.

**Octo** · 01-13-2016, 08:57 AM

Trouser snake

**JayRodney** · 01-13-2016, 08:58 AM

Not to mention it's cruel to the animal.

01-13-2016, 09:38 AM

I guess it chocked his chicken huh ?

**JayRodney** · 01-13-2016, 10:48 AM

I hope it bit off his snake.

**White Ribbon** · 01-13-2016, 01:04 PM

I've touched a few pythons in pants..

**JayRodney** · 01-13-2016, 01:48 PM

This one was 2 feet long. Top that!

**White Ribbon** · 01-13-2016, 02:45 PM

Oh thats nothing..

**Kreeper** · 01-13-2016, 03:53 PM

What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

**Screaming Yellow Zonkers** · 01-13-2016, 04:05 PM

(01-13-2016, 03:53 PM)Kreeper Wrote: What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

**JayRodney** · 01-13-2016, 04:12 PM

I don't speak French, but I hope they are going to eat it. Otherwise, what a waste.

**Kreeper** · 01-13-2016, 04:46 PM

(01-13-2016, 04:05 PM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:
(01-13-2016, 03:53 PM)Kreeper Wrote: What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

I was imagining something more like this happening in his pants...

**Octo** · 01-13-2016, 07:40 PM

This dumbass obviously thought the trouser snake was out of its natural habitat as she got bit trying to freakin kiss it

Crowd screams as Chinese tourist bitten on nose by python she tried to kiss
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/ja...ed-to-kiss

**JayRodney** · 01-13-2016, 08:27 PM

That's the last time she'll try that.