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Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
01-13-2016, 07:32 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store

A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.

Read more: http://nypost.com/2016/01/12/thief-stuff...pet-store/


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01-13-2016, 07:46 AM #2
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
he's an idiot. most shops have surveillance these days.
01-13-2016, 08:57 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Trouser snake yup.gif
01-13-2016, 08:58 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Not to mention it's cruel to the animal.

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01-13-2016, 09:38 AM #5
Ninelives Incognito Anonymous
 
I guess it chocked his chicken huh ?

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01-13-2016, 10:48 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I hope it bit off his snake.

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01-13-2016, 01:04 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
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I've touched a few pythons in pants..

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01-13-2016, 01:48 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This one was 2 feet long. Top that! chuckle.gif

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01-13-2016, 02:45 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
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Oh thats nothing..
01-13-2016, 03:53 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
01-13-2016, 04:05 PM #11
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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(01-13-2016, 03:53 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!




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01-13-2016, 04:12 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I don't speak French, but I hope they are going to eat it. Otherwise, what a waste.

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01-13-2016, 04:46 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-13-2016, 04:05 PM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  
(01-13-2016, 03:53 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!




I was imagining something more like this happening in his pants...


I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
01-13-2016, 07:40 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,601 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
This dumbass obviously thought the trouser snake was out of its natural habitat as she got bit trying to freakin kiss it

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Crowd screams as Chinese tourist bitten on nose by python she tried to kiss
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/ja...ed-to-kiss
01-13-2016, 08:27 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's the last time she'll try that.

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