Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store

A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.

Read more: http://nypost.com/2016/01/12/thief-stuff...pet-store/

he's an idiot. most shops have surveillance these days.

Trouser snake

Not to mention it's cruel to the animal.

I guess it chocked his chicken huh ?

I hope it bit off his snake.

This one was 2 feet long. Top that!

What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

I don't speak French, but I hope they are going to eat it. Otherwise, what a waste.

(01-13-2016, 04:05 PM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  

(01-13-2016, 03:53 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  What a moron!

Watch a python feed one time and I guarantee that you will never put one in your pants with your little mouse!

I was imagining something more like this happening in his pants...

This dumbass obviously thought the trouser snake was out of its natural habitat as she got bit trying to freakin kiss it





Crowd screams as Chinese tourist bitten on nose by python she tried to kiss
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/ja...ed-to-kiss

That's the last time she'll try that.

Sgt. Stewart as mentioned in the Video , sits in this Starbucks I am at
every day around 5:30 pm , the Cop Shop is right down the block .

Him and His Buddies were talking and Laughing about this the other day .

weird portland is it not

see what I live with here ?

I checked and.... It's NOT a python...It doesn't eat mice!

some ppl will steal anything.