Sitting now , watching this light engage in short movements , starting and stopping , changing directions ,
up , down , diagonal , left and right ,,
The patterns as laid out , seemed familiar as well as communicative in some way .
Without my being really sure of what or Why , I began to realize , this was directed toward me , I stood up
and walked away from the Bus ,
I actually replied to this Cryptic Message ,, or ,, the Telepathy ,, " Yes , I get it , I understand "
I walked to the front and climbed behind the Steering wheel , Turn the Front of the Bus so the Headlights
Faced the Craft ,
The old code for flashing lights , is Three times .
I flashed the Craft ,
it responded by dimming and ,,
well , anyway , it signaled back in like manner , dim and glow 3 times .
Question answered , This was a Craft , it was occupied by living beings ,
it was aware I was there and watching it ,
it was attempting to communicate , and it was attempting that with me specifically .
I communicated back , speaking out loud to them with stating ,
" Ok , If you make a circle pattern , I'll be completely convinced "
( Helicopters cannot Easily do a loop or circle ,, so , this test would count Helicopters out )
The Craft responded by Making a Perfect circle .
I replied : " COOL , perfect Circle , Impressive , come on down , I'm open for a Ride ,, "
The craft hovered there , not moving , after several minutes , I began to become heavy with sleep ,
( on the feeling of drowsiness that came on suddenly ,
we can think of it as being done through remote projection ,
some folks believe through telepathy , another take , is that Tonal Frequency beams " May " be used )
I spoke to them out loud : Well ,, if you're not coming down ,
I have to get to sleep , I have to get up early for work , see ya " ( 3:45 am )
Laying down in the Bus , falling asleep like a Kitten , in seconds ( unusual , owing that usually it takes me at least
30 min.'s to fall asleep after my head hits the Pillow )
How long later I'm not positive ,
but I was awakened by someone just outside the Bus , loudly saying : " Roger , wake up , we're here
to take you on your ride "
Rog' ,,, come on , we're going to take you for a ride .
Ahem , let's think about that for a few minutes .
I'm in a Desolate area , Alone ,
it's Night and except for the Moonlight , Dark ,
I am communicating with a Strange , thought by me to be an off world craft ,
and I'm comfortable doing so , not the least apprehensive about it .
Nor am I concerned for my Safety . ,,, Well , not yet .
Could you pull it off ?
well , I suppose I did ,, until ,,,
~~~~ With a Face like Yours , who needs a Weapon ~~~~~~~
Next Thought : Whoever , they know my name , How ? No one around here Knows my Name "
Next , as I raised up on an elbow attempting to see if anyone was looking through the windows ,,
no one there ,, Head and shoulders appeared at the Closed sliding door window ,,
Next Reaction was , FREAK OUT !
a " WHOA DUDE !!! " type freak out .
Pushing away from that side of the Van ,
I yelled get the F__K BACK you MOTHER F____R !!!!!!!!
( as I sit now , and write , thoughts on their actions are like this : " Is that anyway to introduce yourself ? " )
The Voice was as any other California born and raised person , phraseology was perfect ,
and the accent was as any So. Calif. News Caster would be .
But that Face ,,,
I've seen worse Faces , but , not alive and walking around , and never on a Hominid .
It had similar parts as Humans , just not in the same configuration , but mostly set
in pretty much a close approximation to ours .
" Rog' , why are you so upset , you asked to take a Ride , we're here to take you on it ? "
" Why are you scared Rog' ? You don't frighten easily ? "
How would they even know that ?
( Figure that this way , they scan your consciousness )
I reply : " Because you're UGLY ! "
To that , a reply :
" Yeah well ,, Rog' , we weren't all that impressed with your species when we first came upon them either "
Now come on Rog' , we gotta go "
" NO , I'm not going with you , get outta here ,, "
Reply was " Rog' , you requested to take a ride , you said , you are open to it , to quote you ,
now come on Rog' , let's just go , alright "
I rose up , backed against the opposite side of the Van , My Gun across from me , stashed behind
the door panel on the sliding door , Thinking how I could retrieve it with this THING , standing right
at the door .
A tap on the Window behind my Head , I turned my chin left , and stared into another of those Faces
a few inches from my own ,, EEEEEKKKKKkkkkkk !
I jumped away , scanned out the windows , all around the Outside of the Bus ,,,
They were all around me , all around the Bus ,, must be seven or eight of them ,, standing , waiting
with a posture of Patience ,, like waiting for a child to finish taking a Crap behind a Bush on a Camping trip .
Thing number 1 , opened the sliding door , " Come on Rog' , enough of the nonsense , you'll get used
to us , we had to with you people , you can do it , let's get going ,, he reached in while some of the others
came up behind him , My Body went limp , Paralyzed , I couldn't move a muscle ,, They lifted me
up by my arms , taking me toward the Craft sitting about 30 yards away ,, Amazed at the sight of it ,,
yet my mind , while thinking : " Wow , BITCHEN RIDE DUDE ,,, it as well was thinking ,,, !!$@#%&**%^#$@ !!!!!
I haven't fully regained the memory of what the Entrance looked like , small bits and pieces come ,
and like a Puzzle , it takes a while to get them fitted together .
~~~~~~~~ Empty your Pockets and take off your Belt , place them on the conveyor please ~~~~~~~
" Hey , Stop , I can't go guys , I don't have a passport man "
That is not an exaggeration , I really do that stuff ,
STOP ! for I'm going to insert a thought that just came to me , while it's fresh on my Mind ,
it goes like this :::::::
" If ever in your life , you experienced a Moment in which you doubted your Sanity ,
it is that " Moment " that you were finally on the right Track "
Just Prior to our entering the door way , I asked : " Where you taking me ? "
Pragmatic answer : " For the ride you requested "
Jebus , like , how did I miss that ?
I ask : " Where ? "
" Don't worry Rog' , we'll bring you right back , now try to calm down and enjoy this , not
many of you do we do this for , you wanted to go for a ride , right ? "
Gawd , how do you argue that ?
Ok , I cannot give details of the ride aboard the craft , for the reason , that I can recall almost clearly every detail
of the event ,,, with exception of the time aboard the craft , from first entrance , until I'm awaken
in my Van by Intelligence Officers after the ride .
To follow , the events after the ride .
~~~ What's Worse , The Treatment by Aliens , or Federal Agents ? ,, Pfft ,, Wounded Knee help you ~~~~~
gotta bleach my eyes again ,
cause ,, I got stooopeeed , and went on Facebook
be right back
( had to soak em over night )
be back with the Juicy Parts
gotta go buy a Bike
a Bitchen Bike
a Bitchen Raleigh Gran Prix Bike
a bike with Class
for my skinny ass ,,, heh heh
gives me a Boner
Eat your Hearts out Kritters
I took a Day trip to Big Sur as well .
I guess I need some time at the specific ocean.
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