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It's true, women love jewelry
02-03-2015, 02:34 PM #1
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
02-03-2015, 02:55 PM #2
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A teacher in a classroom she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she shouts: "Johnny, if there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"

Johnny says, "None."
The teacher asks, "Why?"
Johnny says, "Because the shot scares them all off."
The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."

Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream shop, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"

The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."
Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
02-03-2015, 03:20 PM #3
White Ribbon call me
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02-03-2015, 04:18 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Did you know that ladies eat bananas sideways?
02-03-2015, 04:24 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(02-03-2015, 04:18 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Did you know that ladies eat bananas sideways?

They do?

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02-03-2015, 04:25 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(02-03-2015, 04:24 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(02-03-2015, 04:18 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Did you know that ladies eat bananas sideways?

They do?

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So, I am told. dunno.gif chuckle.gif
02-03-2015, 07:17 PM #7
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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İmage
02-03-2015, 07:28 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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omg lmao.gif
02-03-2015, 08:01 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I know lmao.gif
02-03-2015, 08:16 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Seriously chuckle.gif If JR gave me any of this jewelry I'd think he was trolling me

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/luxury/jewell...girls.html

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02-03-2015, 08:25 PM #11
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(02-03-2015, 07:17 PM)Shadow Wrote:  İmage

lmao.gif Great emote

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02-03-2015, 08:38 PM #12
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(02-03-2015, 08:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Seriously chuckle.gif If JR gave me any of this jewelry I'd think he was trolling me

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/luxury/jewell...girls.html

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Awww jeez i wish I found that before you did

İmage

I could've had fun with that lmao.gif
02-03-2015, 08:40 PM #13
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Hey so do i but women are not being relentlessly adult peer pressured and women are not being continuously financially railroaded and women are not being ceaselessly monetarily brainwashed into thinking and believing that they're required to have to buy men jewelry for every damn prefabricated holiday thats dredged up and comes along like all men most certainly are and hey ladies my male love is also for sale just like yours and hey ladies my male lust is also for lease just like yours so the byatches can start buying me jewelry but that aint never gonna friggin happen...

02-03-2015, 08:43 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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(02-03-2015, 08:38 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(02-03-2015, 08:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Seriously chuckle.gif If JR gave me any of this jewelry I'd think he was trolling me

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/luxury/jewell...girls.html

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Awww jeez i wish I found that before you did

İmage

I could've had fun with that lmao.gif

It's so freaking grotesque rofl.gif
02-03-2015, 08:48 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(02-03-2015, 08:38 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(02-03-2015, 08:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Seriously chuckle.gif If JR gave me any of this jewelry I'd think he was trolling me

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/luxury/jewell...girls.html

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Awww jeez i wish I found that before you did

İmage

I could've had fun with that lmao.gif

Oh my gawd! It's beautiful! lmao.gif

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