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10-12-2017, 08:17 AM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Shhheeee--it

tooth extract

I got one Fang left out of 32

a Dentist pulled Two of the 31

the other 29 I pulled myself ,, some of them while abscessed to the point my Jaw was twice it's size .

Again ,,, Where's your MANliness bro'? lmao.gif

I'm serious as hell , I actually pulled 29 of my own Teeth .

Save me some dollars I tell ya that .
I was Born Tough , no one doubts that .

Recall , I broke out of a Straightjacket when Tortured

and they stepped back from me , they had guns , I had a TUDE

just saying
10-12-2017, 06:21 PM #17
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,018 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
If you had a wife to pamper you when you're in a world of hurt you'd be a big baby too

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10-12-2017, 06:34 PM #18
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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If I had a Wife ,
I'd be in a World of Hurt

she'd beat the shït out of me for being a Tough Ass .
10-12-2017, 06:49 PM #19
Octo Mother Superior
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With a tenderizer


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10-12-2017, 07:15 PM #20
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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that's better then the Egg Beater my last Wife used
10-12-2017, 08:04 PM #21
bohica Member
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I've heard that by having a cold, a man gets to experience the pain of child-birth.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
10-12-2017, 08:54 PM #22
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh sweet baby Jesus, poor things sad2.gif
10-13-2017, 09:48 AM #23
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(10-12-2017, 06:21 PM)Octo Wrote:  If you had a wife to pamper you when you're in a world of hurt you'd be a big baby too

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Look Up
10-13-2017, 09:55 AM #24
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(10-12-2017, 07:15 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  that's better then the Egg Beater my last Wife used

If you had a wife, she would wait for you to go to sleep.

Steal your lighter
Steal your bat
Steal your Dr. Pepper
Steal you little bud for Wake & Bake
Wake you up, say I'm getting $20 out of your wallet.

And wake you up with a sweet kiss.

YEP

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