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08-21-2014, 08:46 AM #31
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's awful. sad2.gif

08-21-2014, 10:24 AM #32
golden locks Member
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(05-01-2014, 02:18 AM)Shadow Wrote:  She's a lovely donkey as gentle as can be


Sparky the miniature, he had to go home but he had a couple hours romping in the yard. Kicked my dog in the head when she ran after him, no harm but it smartened her up. He's the size of a large dog


The woman who owns these, her other horses did a number on my fences so only Kritters that respect fences can stay.

Oh they are just lovely, now that's how I would like to live! yay.gif
A nice saddle horse for me, a ass for AS and a miniature for my girls... uhhuh.gif
Definitely need to make that happened...
Maybe we should trade houses next year Shadow?chuckle.gif
08-21-2014, 10:36 AM #33
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,703 Threads:1,499 Joined:Feb 2011
When the shït hits the fan we're all going to Shadow's house.

08-21-2014, 12:12 PM #34
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,934 Threads:665 Joined:Feb 2011
I'm so confused. ..

Is this thread about politics?

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-21-2014, 12:24 PM #35
Octo Mother Superior
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It's about Shadow's poor ass tissueguy.gif
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08-21-2014, 07:34 PM #36
Cynicalabsurdance not logged in Incognito Anonymous
Mules will not founder themselves

like a horse will ,
Donkies ?

never heard of a Donkey floundering

when my horse got in the oats bin ( Thank you Nephew of mine )

I ran a Garden Hose up his ass and flushed him pout

like a laxative and enema all in one dose

he'd take a step and squirt
step ,,, squirt
step,,,. squirt

after 15 minutes of step and squirt

he was exhausted and laid down

saved him

and sent my nephew to the rendering plant instead ,,,

he came back as a can of spam
08-22-2014, 01:33 AM #37
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
(08-21-2014, 10:24 AM)golden locks Wrote:  Oh they are just lovely, now that's how I would like to live! yay.gif
A nice saddle horse for me, a ass for AS and a miniature for my girls... uhhuh.gif
Definitely need to make that happened...
Maybe we should trade houses next year Shadow?chuckle.gif

chuckle.gif I have a really nice saddle horse too, not mine, only for the summer. Come fall he goes home and someone else buys and hauls his hay hi5.gif

CA, a donkey is not something I'm going to get behind to do that lmao.gif she most definitely is foundered, didn't get any grain. But we did mow the field a couple weeks ago and they're getting sweet grass where all the sugar goes to the top. But she seems to be moving easier today pope.gif
08-30-2014, 05:11 PM #38
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Jillie is much better yay.gif we kept her in the front yard for a week, had her hoofs trimmed again, soaked her hay to get the sugar out. Last night she went back in the pasture and today she'll go home. We caught her in time beercheer.gif
08-30-2014, 07:51 PM #39
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's excellent news Shadow! yay.gif She's a sweetie.

08-31-2014, 05:16 AM #40
allee Member
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(05-02-2014, 09:42 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  morning poodles (chuckle.gif).. just wondering if you have kissed your ass today? was it nice?
Should make for a chuckle or two.....................

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. 
She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Oh to be one up on the Outlaws heyxmasbutt.gif



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