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Joan Rivers dead at 81
09-04-2014, 10:17 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Joan Rivers, the razor-witted comic and red carpet queen, died Thursday of complications suffered from minor surgery in New York City a week ago. She was 81.

09-04-2014, 10:24 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Aww... RIP Joan.
A Groundbreaking comedian years ahead of her time.
She will be missed.


09-04-2014, 11:03 PM #3
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09-04-2014, 11:16 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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At least they won't have to embalm her.


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09-04-2014, 11:48 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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Start watching at 5:40 within the first video posted below and see Joan Rivers (dressed in white and pink) when she was 34 years old...

During her scene with Burt Lancaster from this strange and severely underrated cult classic film called The Swimmer released in 1968...

09-05-2014, 12:50 AM #6
j browsing Member
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very outspoken ..I have been told I am also...37.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
09-05-2014, 02:06 AM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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"It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers. She passed peacefully at 1:17pm surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided for my mother.

Cooper and I have found ourselves humbled by the outpouring of love, support, and prayers we have received from around the world. They have been heard and appreciated.

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon." - Melissa Rivers

09-05-2014, 07:44 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I wouldn't trust that old snake to stay dead .

Gawd she irritated me worse than wiping my ass with a hot coal .

I can well imagine her showing up in Hell , and Satan cuts out her tongue before he kicks her out .

she was funny like blood in my stool ,,,

pleasant to watch as a beheading

every time she opened here mouth and spoke a word ,,,

vampire Bats fell out and died on the spot .

She had all the tact of a Herpes on a hemorrhoid

when Mom would watch her on T.V. ,,, my Cat would abort her kittens

She had a Tonight Show once

it was so bad ,,, her husband committed suicide ,,,

She had to marry a one legged Man ,, only guy that couldn't run off .

I heard her for 5 seconds once ,,,

My Ears had to order Earwax Bleach to get over it .

I rather snort burnt matches the rest of my life then ever see her face again .

She is proof that Gawd did not make woman ,,, he may be Nutz ,, but he ain't
that sarcastic .

She's the reason Lead lined Coffins were invented

I heard her face was used as a Mold to make snow plows

They used her and Don Rickles on the tonight show , to drive people
off T.V. ,,, so they'd go out and spend money ,,, it brought the economy back up
more than a few times .

She's the reason black outs always scared the hell out of me ,,,
afraid I'd not see her sneak up on my backside ,, and be able to escape .

heard her laugh cured Aids ,,,
the virus would shrivel up and die at the sound of it .

Satan sent her demons with bags of Diamonds , to bribe her not to come to hell .

I used a mask of her face to scare a nest of Hornets out of my Shithouse .

Rattlesnake I know,,,
would get a boner watching her . can't beat that for a judge of character .

If Johnny Carson didn't want a certain guest on his show ,,, he'd invite Joan
on that night ,,,
The guest would pass .

I've seen birth defect Buzzards with a more pleasing face .
09-05-2014, 09:27 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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when Mom would watch her on T.V. ,,, my Cat would abort her kittens

swear ,, i read that and pissed punch
09-05-2014, 09:35 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif I see there is a difference of opinion on Joan for some reason... chuckle.gif


09-05-2014, 12:58 PM #11
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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(09-05-2014, 09:35 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif I see there is a difference of opinion on Joan for some reason... chuckle.gif

Strikes me as ironic.

Joan Rivers was opinionated as they come and she was a witty lady.

We all hold opinions and shouldn't begrudge them in others but rather choose to disagree instead.
09-05-2014, 01:02 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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thumbsup.gif A very witty lady ahead of her time.


09-05-2014, 02:55 PM #13
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(09-05-2014, 09:35 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif I see there is a difference of opinion on Joan for some reason... chuckle.gif
People either loved her or hated her I suppose and many people felt both ways...

Here at 34 years old in 1967 on the Ed Sullivan show she looks so much like her daughter...

09-05-2014, 03:18 PM #14
yankees skier
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I wonder if she was knocked off for her tranny comments ref Michelle / Michael Obama.

09-05-2014, 03:47 PM #15
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Breitbarted... I'm sure a lot of people have that same idea.




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