I was picked up by the Woman out of a hotel bar
while i was touring on motorcycle across the country
she asked me up to her hotel room on the 7th floor for
a round of get naked and skinny dip in her sheets
I walked over to the window to draw the drapes ,,,
looking down as i did to check on my Bike
there was a Sheriff with his front bumper turned
toward my bike from ten feet away .
I mused it a bit , she called from the sheets
i pulled the drapes and dove for the wet spot to come
as i drove up the onramp to coast hiway One
i had a blow out and slid to a stop
looking at the tire
it had been slashed ( by that Cop, not the first time they had done that )
I pushed the bike off the onramp down to a gas station
call a cab
to get a new tire down the road a ways
pulled the rear rim and changed the tire
on the frame before the front of the rear tire was a round magnet stuck
to the bike
I had seen these on my other vehicles
it was a bumper beeper that signals cops
that you are a person of interest
he had run my plate
came up with my name and numbers
and the nastiest profile a man could have
That slash in the tire could have caused my death
I never had any .
the rest of the world can experience what i have
they gave them the power to do it to them
sorry , none was given
let them roll in their own SH_T
I was 200 miles away
and pulled over by a Hiway Patrol man for splitting traffic which is legal
in the state of California
I pulled the Bumper Beeper out , showed it to him and asked
" I called the Feds this morning when i found this stuck on this bike ,
I am on my way to deliver it to them now , they expect me there with it in hand ,,,
want to remind me again why you pulled me over ?
because that first excuse just ate SH_T Bud .
on my way back down the Coast that trip
is when the Cops lost their undercover cop in his motorcycle accident when
he attempted to get me to race him with a cop running radar down the road
attempted entrapment under the color of authority
i rode on
it happen right in that Hiway Cops beat .
no he never tried to forcfully take the bumper beeper
he asked to see it
and stuck out his bear paw
I laughed,,, it's Fed Property now bud, they've been informed of it , it's in my care
and you'll have to go to the Fed Courthouse and ask them to see it .
Nuff said ?
he backed off
I rode off
you want Privacy ?