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Jurassic Park Jesus coming soon?
04-18-2017, 05:22 PM #1
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Quote:Pastor and geneticist join together to hunt for Jesus' DNA

A Los Angeles pastor teamed up with an Oxford University geneticist for a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.

The History Channel tapped scientist George Busy for it's special, "The Jesus Strand: A Search for DNA."

The men traveled with a crew from Spain to Italy to Israel looking at some of the world's most famous holy relics, including the shroud of Turin and the bones of Jesus' cousin, John the Baptist.

The experts used the latest DNA technology to identify a strand of DNA that they believe belongs to Jesus.

More here: aol.com

It would be fun to watch him go after Jeff Goldblum.
04-18-2017, 06:01 PM #2
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chuckle.gif Looking forward to the new new testament.

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04-18-2017, 06:06 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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It will be spectacular

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04-18-2017, 06:17 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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İmage
04-18-2017, 06:23 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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04-18-2017, 06:29 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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So, a second resurrection huh? That means another day off from work. cheers.gif chuckle.gif
04-18-2017, 08:33 PM #7
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Two Christmases! yay.gif
But I bet he's not going to fall for another "Good Friday".

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04-18-2017, 08:34 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe a 'not half bad Friday'. That would work for me.
04-18-2017, 08:34 PM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-18-2017, 08:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Two Christmases!  yay.gif
But I bet he's not going to fall for another "Good Friday".

Yeah, but just like before, let's make it December 26th for an extra long weekend off.
04-18-2017, 08:50 PM #10
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lmao.gif The holiday think tank.
04-18-2017, 11:51 PM #11
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Dem bones dem bones thar
sure be the bones of John the Baptist
may the Lord strike me with lightning
right here and now
if they ain't

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04-19-2017, 12:23 AM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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How will they know it is his blood and not his brother Bubba's?

You folks do realize that when he comes here again it will be Armageddon, right?


Wait...

What will happen if they clone him and then the original returns? There will be TWO of them! Will the clone turn evil and their battle destroy the earth? How does good Jesus defeat evil Jesus? CAN good Jesus defeat evil Jesus or will they be tangles in an eternal battle? Yin and Yang.

 
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
04-19-2017, 01:46 AM #13
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-19-2017, 12:23 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  How will they know it is his blood and not his brother Bubba's?

You folks do realize that when he comes here again it will be Armageddon, right?


Wait...

What will happen if they clone him and then the original returns? There will be TWO of them! Will the clone turn evil and their battle destroy the earth? How does good Jesus defeat evil Jesus? CAN good Jesus defeat evil Jesus or will they be tangles in an eternal battle? Yin and Yang.

Good, then we will have even more holidays.
04-19-2017, 06:54 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-19-2017, 12:23 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  How will they know it is his blood and not his brother Bubba's?

You folks do realize that when he comes here again it will be Armageddon, right?


Wait...

What will happen if they clone him and then the original returns? There will be TWO of them! Will the clone turn evil and their battle destroy the earth? How does good Jesus defeat evil Jesus? CAN good Jesus defeat evil Jesus or will they be tangles in an eternal battle? Yin and Yang.
There was a Star Trek where Kirk got split into two halves, good Kirk and bad Kirk, would good lord bad lord even be possible? hmm.gif

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04-19-2017, 07:02 AM #15
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(04-19-2017, 01:46 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(04-19-2017, 12:23 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  How will they know it is his blood and not his brother Bubba's?

You folks do realize that when he comes here again it will be Armageddon, right?


Wait...

What will happen if they clone him and then the original returns? There will be TWO of them! Will the clone turn evil and their battle destroy the earth? How does good Jesus defeat evil Jesus? CAN good Jesus defeat evil Jesus or will they be tangles in an eternal battle? Yin and Yang.

Good, then we will have even more holidays.

Good AND bad Friday

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