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Just saw jesus
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09-28-2014, 02:44 AM #1
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He was just walking down the sidewalk on mount washington avenue then he floated across the woods to another street. Then I saw him get into some kind of UFO and there was like a ton of smoke pouring out the windows. I wonder what they were doing in there? Hope there wasn't a fire!
09-28-2014, 02:47 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
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wow, you are so lucky.. maybe you should buy a lottery ticket? 13.gif 13.gif
09-28-2014, 02:48 AM #3
j browsing Member
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the stuff I read on a Saturday night...yawn.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
09-28-2014, 08:57 AM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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If he died for every bodies sins that makes him a hoarder

so ,,,
tell him to bring back my damn sins
09-28-2014, 09:23 AM #5
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İmage

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09-28-2014, 09:45 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
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yep, DJ Jes is in da house.. hope he has time to sodomise me?..

İmage
09-28-2014, 11:15 AM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
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...workin' one end to the other/
an' all points inbetween

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09-28-2014, 12:32 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:and there was like a ton of smoke pouring out the windows

There was a fire alright

İmage
09-28-2014, 03:53 PM #9
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I see jesus returned all the time while being financially crucified all over the place again and again and again...

And most greed driven people just dont want to see him and dont want to face him...

İmage
09-29-2014, 03:20 AM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Jesus was in the next cubicle to me when we were both giving blood. He said to the technician "That is precious blood you are taking because I am Jesus"...and nobody said a word, except me. I said "If that be the case why are we all not saved yet?"...and nobody said a word.
09-29-2014, 04:25 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
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i thought he was talking about jesus from Cancun..

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09-29-2014, 04:45 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I'll write a little song for this thread

why ?

because I feel a bit old testament at the moment .


~~~ Title ~~~ " Failed Profits ' ~~~~~

in the key of Drop dead .

" twas the day before doom ,,,

and preachers filled that
smokey room

Prophet comin' down from heaven
on Witches Broom

Moses singin' " Tears of heaven rain "

While Abraham slays a Son
for a handful of grain

Egypt Kicked all them out
good damned riddance
I heard them shout

Joshua Slays all
for the glory to his God
and to build a shopping mall

Rising up
a pillar of smoke
turning to salt
ain't such a
funny joke

Sodom comes in last
in the blame game
erased it's past
yet we recall it's name

Gamma Goblin
smoking Gun
radiation
how it's done

not by water
but with fire

I believe every damned liar

every damned liar

every damned liar ,,,

Adam in an Apple Tree
screaming out he must be free

Eve with legs spread to hell
as she climaxed
she began to swell

out came Cain
with a devious grin

yellin' " I'm insane
gimme some sin

Jacob on the ladder rose
screachin' " whats the matter ,,,with my panty hose
Ruth from a perch just below
noticed They had a nasty Hole
she could see his bum and Balls

that's what happens when
a good man falls

Long came Judas with a plan
he'd make some money
and burn the man
Joseph stole the body at noon
gonna make it rise , and make it soon

Mary had another Lamb
call it james
to replace her man
the one and only
true to the bone
Jesus Christ
with skills well honed

John the Baptizer crazy as hell
screaming out ring that bell
come and dip in the water here
wash away your sins
and fears

Pilate put a stop to John
said my wife requires your head
on a prong

John just smiles and bends right over

" don't forget my Dog ,,, little Rover
he too must lose his head
as it's written in the Garden Bed "

Prophecy must be true

but to believe it
you gotta huff GLUE !

~~~~~~~~ End !!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Next sucker to die for some other slobs Sins

can skip rising back up ,,,

Should learn from that Jesus dude

it does no good .

Just starts 2000 years of pimping saviors .
09-29-2014, 01:01 PM #13
Accidental Stoner Member
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(09-29-2014, 04:45 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  .../
that's what happens when
a good man falls
/...


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Oh, my...thx for the laff, bro'!

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09-29-2014, 01:49 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(09-29-2014, 03:20 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Jesus was in the next cubicle to me when we were both giving blood. He said to the technician "That is precious blood you are taking because I am Jesus"...and nobody said a word, except me. I said "If that be the case why are we all not saved yet?"...and nobody said a word.

Matthew 26:28 ...this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.

Hebrews 9:22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
09-29-2014, 07:48 PM #15
DiggerDawg Member
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İmage

Could i have the keys to room 143 pleasesmurf.jpg




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