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Just saw jesus
09-29-2014, 08:42 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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09-29-2014, 08:52 PM #17
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
09-29-2014, 10:19 PM #18
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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That Gif receives a song now

Title : " Old Testies'''cles,,, vs.,,,, new testies'''cles "

" Up on Old T-Rex
came Jesus lookin'
to cure the Hex

of a people ungrateful
and full of Sin ,,,

But when he left

he'd be back
but never said when

rack -O- Bones
up and rise
com'on savior
give us
one more surprise

Peter , Mark ,,,
Luke and John
were sittin' on a tractor
gonna Mow that Lawn

Mary cookin' Lox in an old
wore out shoe
would of use a Sandal
but the soup slipped through

Jesus up on that Dionsaur

Preaching ya can't Dance
on my bones no more

Lazarus pissed to be raised
cause ,,,
it caught on
and became a craze

Now resurrection being sold
door to door
for silver and gold

Judas snortin' coke
with that 30 pieces
Peter gives a toke
and his mind releases

a stupid church is the thought of the day

a place we can meet
co-mingle and pray

Centurion steals that dino from the pen
sells it to Joseph
for a prayer and a sin

Jo takes the dino to the dead

ask Jesus , will you rise
if you can ride instead ?

Jesus in bloomers fit with lace
answers " Too dangerous
everyone knows my face

Jo hands him a Wig

here put this on
and go as a pig

Bacon and beer were
created right then

That's why Bacon and beer
ain't never been a sin .

~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~~~~~
09-29-2014, 11:32 PM #19
Accidental Stoner Member
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lmao.gif

Why, aren't you on a roll.

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09-30-2014, 02:10 AM #20
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif That's a tough act to follow Rog', seems like it needs some country music, maybe cue up the banjos and a strategic yee hah

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09-30-2014, 02:41 AM #21
j browsing Member
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(09-30-2014, 02:10 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif That's a tough act to follow Rog', seems like it needs some country music, maybe cue up the banjos and a strategic yee hah

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"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
09-30-2014, 09:02 AM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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twert nuttin

i'd of really got down

but my ass been a bit tired of late
09-30-2014, 11:59 AM #23
Cloud Atlas Member
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(09-28-2014, 03:53 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  I see jesus returned all the time while being crucified all over the place again and again and again...

And most greed driven people just dont want to see him and dont want to face him...

İmage

People who see sometimes argue about what they see differently from others, and that's ok.
But those who are blind cannot see, and there's no argue about that.

Even though some of who are blind claim themselves that they cannot see, why do they argue with others who can really see?

İmage

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
09-30-2014, 02:27 PM #24
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(09-30-2014, 11:59 AM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  
(09-28-2014, 03:53 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  I see jesus returned all the time while being financially crucified all over the place again and again...

And most greed driven people just dont want to see him and dont want to face him...

İmage

People who see sometimes argue about what they see differently from others, and that's ok.
But those who are blind cannot see, and there's no argue about that.

Even though some of who are blind claim themselves that they cannot see, why do they argue with others who can really see?

İmage
Imagine three people of different beliefs all see a flying saucer...

One science orientated person will think and believe they saw an alien spaceship...

One religiously orientated person will think and believe they saw an angel of god...

One lost in denial person will think and believe they didnt see anything at all...

So what did they really see?...What they wanted to see...
09-30-2014, 03:40 PM #25
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09-30-2014, 05:20 PM #26
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(09-29-2014, 08:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage



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09-30-2014, 09:04 PM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~~~~ WHAT IF THEY GAVE A GOD , AND NO ONE GAVE A shït ~~~~~~

up until the first full moon did rise

none had a God in their eyes

when the first Sun came up the very next day

the folks bent a knee and they did begin to pray

In the beginning , there must have been an end

I think that started people to sin

Why the God of a Middle Eastern desert Rat

got so popular and grew big and fat ?

Because the Guilt was the best control
to keep people in line and the money to flow

Create a God and you're on your way

to making that rent with the money they pay

Church and State equal greed and hate

Lop off a hand lop off a head

if they don't pay up

F-ck 'em til they're dead

Pimp a God , pimp a Nun
pimp the life of your daughter and Son

Sell them fear , get them to pay

Bring them a Tear as you MAKE them pray

The Psycho at the Pulpit
screams we cannot see

I screamed right back

it's all insanity

Hand of the divine writes the rules ?

Only ones who believe that

are the mindless fools

Write in Parables or written in stone

All the Variables , just leave my mind alone

Need permission to be myself

take that religion , put it back on the shelf

I'll be me , you can be a fool

But I ain't instructing you what to do .


AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FREE MIND

AND A RELIGIOUS MIND .

I AIN'T TELLIN YA WHAT TO DO ,,,


GET IT ?
10-01-2014, 02:55 PM #28
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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"Preaching to the Choir":

İmage
10-01-2014, 03:01 PM #29
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(09-30-2014, 05:20 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(09-29-2014, 08:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afsa5gkvmlU

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10-01-2014, 03:05 PM #30
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Wow CA, there is a song for every situation. blink.gif



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