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Kiss me...or else!
03-23-2011, 03:50 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Woman, 92, fires gun after kiss refused

A 92-YEAR-OLD Florida woman was arrested yesterday after she fired a handgun into her neighbour's house when he refused to give her a kiss.
Helen Staudinger told Marion County sheriff's deputies that she had walked next door to speak with her neighbour, 53-year-old Dwight Bettner, who she said asked her to leave.
Ms Staudinger said she told Mr Bettner she would not leave until he gave her a kiss, the Star-Banner reported.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-92-fi...6026565030

03-23-2011, 04:01 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,145 Threads:599 Joined:Feb 2011
That your ex JR?

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
03-23-2011, 04:07 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,822 Threads:1,430 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif Reminds me of the old joke...

In a nursing home, there is this old woman, that puts her housecoat on like a cape.

She walks up to a nurse, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"

The nurse says, "You know you're not supposed to do that. Now get back to your room.

She starts walking back and sees the minister.

She walks up to him, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"

The minister is shocked and tells her to go back to her room.

As she continues, she sees an old man lying on the bed.

She walks in, flashes him, and yells "Super Pussy!"

The man slowly turns his head and says,

"Thanks, but I think I'll have the soup." drinking.gif

03-23-2011, 04:08 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,145 Threads:599 Joined:Feb 2011

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
03-23-2011, 05:09 AM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,794 Threads:1,183 Joined:Feb 2011

My aunt is a nurse and worked in the misericordia (sp? I call it the geezercordia) One day she walks out on the deck where they wheeled the old people out every day to enjoy the sun. She finds one old gaffer and a very old lady lying on the deck, they'd tipped their wheel chairs over so they could neck rofl.gif
03-23-2011, 05:19 AM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,145 Threads:599 Joined:Feb 2011

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
03-23-2011, 05:34 AM #7
scrapperscrub Member
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chuckle.gif hey dont be a hater! you gotta get it where you can!37.gif
03-23-2011, 03:13 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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03-24-2011, 03:49 AM #9
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011

Perfect joke to read on my way out to dinner.
03-24-2011, 04:46 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,876 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
Wrath has no Fury
as a Woman Scorned

I for a while thought it was in the Water
since i drank Tap Water

I thought it might be in the Organic Vegetables

But i eat the bunny food

THEN,,, i stayed with friends who watch a lot of cable and or Satellite TV

BINGO!!!! IT'S IN THE CABLE,,, IT'S,,, it's


That freaking HUM, that i hear when i am at peace and quiet

that low frequency

My Alien Implant, allows me to hear, what others may not.

03-24-2011, 09:57 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,128 Threads:1,459 Joined:Feb 2011
That doesn't surprise me at all damned.gif



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