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06-30-2011, 11:35 PM #1
bohica Member
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Kiwi family arrives in Australia.
Son's first day at school and the father say's
"OK son what happened at school today"
"I topped the class at Math's today".
"Well son thats because your a New zealander"

Second day at school and the father say's
"what happened at school today"
"I topped class in English"
"Well son thats because your a New zealander".

Third day at school and the father say's
"What happened at school today"
"We played mini Rugby and after the game we were in the shower's and I noticed that I had a bigger wasser than all the other boys"

"Is that because I am a New zealander Dad".

"No son" the father relied "that's because your 27".

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
07-01-2011, 01:00 AM #2
ocker1 Member
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beercheer.gif gidday Bohica, that'd be right , crikey there's millions of good jokes--- Aussie v Kiwi

probably like US v Canada
07-01-2011, 08:47 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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07-01-2011, 09:56 AM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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Haha - Sweden vs Norway is another pair.
My personal favourite:

'Sales of water skis never took off in Norway, since they
just couldn't find a fjord with a slope.'

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07-01-2011, 11:30 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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07-01-2011, 06:45 PM #6
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lol.gif you converted that from an old Kentucky grade school joke

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05-05-2013, 06:15 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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Im Australian, and this clip made me laugh so much..




05-05-2013, 06:31 AM #8
Capt kwirk Member
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(05-05-2013, 06:15 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Im Australian, and this clip made me laugh so much..



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grh0tlJtViw&sns=em
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it's a gif

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05-05-2013, 05:25 PM #9
オタマジャクシ Member
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(07-01-2011, 09:56 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

Haha - Sweden vs Norway is another pair.
My personal favourite:

'Sales of water skis never took off in Norway, since they
just couldn't find a fjord with a slope.'

chuckle.gif



A Minnesotan was having skunk problem. Skunks had gotten into the crawlspace under his house where it was nice, warm and sheltered. The smell was driving the Minnesotan crazy.

So the Minnesotan darkens the doorstep of his all-knowing county extension agent. They discuss the weather, how the kids are doing, and the state of local politics. After about half a hour the all-knowing county extension agent asks, "Well, what brings you out here?"

The Minnesotan explains, "A family of skunks have moved into the crawlspace under my house, the smell is terrible. What can I do to persuade them to leave?"

"Ah," says the country extension agent, "That's easy. Go down to the store and get two or three pounds of lutefisk, go home, open up the crawlspace, and toss the lutefisk hard enough that it lands where the skunks are."

The Minnesotan thanks him and leaves.

About two weeks later the Minnesotan again darkens the doorstep of his all-knowing county extension agent. They discuss the weather, how the kids are doing, and the state of local politics. After about half a hour the all-knowing county extension agent says, "The last time you were out here you had a skunk problem in the crawlspace under your house and I recommended you apply lutefisk at a rate of 2-3 pounds per skunk family. How did that work out?"

The Minnesotan explains, "I did as you said, I got some lutefisk and tossed it in the crawlspace. The skunks left immediately."

"That's good to hear," says the country extension agent, "What is the problem then?"

The Minnesotan explains, "What do I do about the Norwegians?"
05-05-2013, 05:26 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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JR tells that joke, but claims it involves a Finnish family. 13.gif
05-05-2013, 05:37 PM #11
オタマジャクシ Member
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(05-05-2013, 05:26 PM)Octo Wrote:  chuckle.gif

JR tells that joke, but claims it involves a Finnish family. 13.gif


The other joke I remember from living in Minnesota:

A city slicker was driving down the road in farm country and came up behind a old farmer who was just doing the speed limit. After a few minutes the farmer started driving slower and slower and slower. The city slicker ran out of patience and pulled out to pass and punched the accelerator - just as the farmer made a left turn.

After the dust settled the city slicker helped the shaken farmer out of his truck and asked, "Why didn't you use your turn signals?"

The farmer said, "You must new around here - everyone knows I turn there."
05-05-2013, 05:39 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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That could have happened right here. chuckle.gif



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