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02-27-2013, 12:26 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage
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Quote:"An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys."
"Jose Angel Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”
Read more of this awful cross dressing romp in the sex shop here: thesmokinggun.com/

lmao.gif Wonder if they put the sex toys back out on the shelves? coffeetime.gif

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02-27-2013, 12:34 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Ermahgerd! scream.gif

Quote:The burglar “then walked out of the office naked showing the large tattoo on his back. The tattoo read “PERALES” in Old English lettering.” The distinctive ink helped cops eventually identify Perales.

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02-27-2013, 06:46 AM #3
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
so now we know what shr looks like and how he spends his evenings blink.gif
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02-27-2013, 06:55 AM #4
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-27-2013, 12:26 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage
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Quote:"An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys."
"Jose Angel Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”
Read more of this awful cross dressing romp in the sex shop here: thesmokinggun.com/

lmao.gif Wonder if they put the sex toys back out on the shelves? coffeetime.gif


Uhhh.... Lingerie Store? LOL Why don't they call it what it really is? A prawn store?

I'll tell you why. Because if people associated a prawn store with this stuff, then people would be crying to shut them down.

Call it a Lingerie Store and it's no big deal. The difference is obvious....
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-27-2013, 06:56 AM #5
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-27-2013, 12:34 AM)Octo Wrote:  Ermahgerd! scream.gif

Quote:The burglar “then walked out of the office naked showing the large tattoo on his back. The tattoo read “PERALES” in Old English lettering.” The distinctive ink helped cops eventually identify Perales.

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Again.... Learn to read between the lines..... It was really a tramp stamp. ; )

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02-27-2013, 08:43 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif This one is WAAAY out there. A prison sentence would probably be too enjoyable for this guy.

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02-27-2013, 06:52 PM #7
Catitude Member
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(02-27-2013, 06:46 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  so now we know what shr looks like and how he spends his evenings blink.gif



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02-27-2013, 06:54 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-27-2013, 06:46 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  so now we know what shr looks like and how he spends his evenings blink.gif



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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-27-2013, 07:14 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,768 Threads:206 Joined:Feb 2011
~~~~~ Toxic Therapy for Stocking Stalkers ~~~~~~


Siggy Freud with a Freudian lip

inserts distraction beneath his slip

cross dresser ask to try it too

greedy Freud " No can do "


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End~~~~~~~~~~~~

he he

why is it,, these guys are never the one's who end up victims of School shootings ?

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02-28-2013, 08:16 PM #10
yankees skier
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Might be freak of the year. chuckle.gif

Biere.
02-28-2013, 08:21 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,015 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
He's definitely a candidate. chuckle.gif We might have to have a big gala at the end of the year to vote for Freak Of The Year.
02-28-2013, 09:10 PM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
(02-27-2013, 06:55 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-27-2013, 12:26 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage
Image: i.cdn.turner.com

Quote:"An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys."
"Jose Angel Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”
Read more of this awful cross dressing romp in the sex shop here: thesmokinggun.com/

lmao.gif Wonder if they put the sex toys back out on the shelves? coffeetime.gif


Uhhh.... Lingerie Store? LOL Why don't they call it what it really is? A prawn store?

I'll tell you why. Because if people associated a prawn store with this stuff, then people would be crying to shut them down.

Call it a Lingerie Store and it's no big deal. The difference is obvious....

You hit the proverbial nail on the head...

If it was called a prawn store and not a thinly disguised lingerie store,then all the ugly jealous women would be chanting and marching up and down picketing out in front of it, trying to keep thier boyfriends and husbands money flowing back into their pockets and not into the store,but those sexually repressed women are never seen protesting about our sons and daughters dying in war,its always sex is evil,from the perspectives of those whoe are not getting any and the last time i checked,none of us were immaculately conceived...
02-28-2013, 09:27 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,015 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
(02-28-2013, 09:10 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  If it was called a prawn store and not a thinly disguised lingerie store,then all the ugly jealous women would be chanting and marching up and down picketing out in front of it, trying to keep thier boyfriends and husbands money flowing back into their pockets and not into the store,but those sexually repressed women are never seen protesting about our sons and daughters dying in war,its always sex is evil,from the perspectives of those whoe are not getting any and the last time i checked,none of us were immaculately conceived...


By design.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Just look at the history of Mother's Day:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/...fts-facts/

Quote:Anna Jarvis's idea of an intimate Mother's Day quickly became a commercial gold mine centering on the buying and giving of flowers, candies, and greeting cards—a development which deeply disturbed Jarvis. She set about dedicating herself and her sizable inheritance to returning Mother's Day to its reverent roots.

Jarvis incorporated herself as the Mother's Day International Association and tried to retain some control of the holiday. She organized boycotts, threatened lawsuits, and even attacked First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt for using Mother's Day to raise funds for charities.

"In 1923 she crashed a convention of confectioners in Philadelphia," Antolini said.

A similar protest followed two years later. "The American War Mothers, which still exists, used Mother's Day for fundraising and sold carnations every year," Antolini said. "Anna resented that, so she crashed their 1925 convention in Philadelphia and was actually arrested for disturbing the peace."

Jarvis's fervent attempts to reform Mother's Day continued until at least the early 1940s. In 1948 she died at 84 in Philadelphia's Marshall Square Sanitarium.

"This woman, who died penniless in a sanitarium in a state of dementia, was a woman who could have profited from Mother's Day if she wanted to," Antolini said.

"But she railed against those who did, and it cost her everything, financially and physically."



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