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07-06-2012, 08:08 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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I didn't say I love them, I said I don't care if you're from Kentucky.

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07-06-2012, 08:25 PM #17
Strigoi Member
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rofl.gif OMG!
07-06-2012, 08:30 PM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,601 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-06-2012, 08:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  I didn't say I love them, I said I don't care if you're from Kentucky.

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Think you can change that to Alabama before you offend Jed?


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-06-2012, 08:41 PM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif It must suck to let it be known your from KY on internet forums.

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07-06-2012, 08:43 PM #20
Strigoi Member
Posts:687 Threads:44 Joined:Mar 2011
that's where that goddamn mr. obvious that's really a man is from. gaah.gif he acts like a woman with permanent PMS.
07-06-2012, 09:34 PM #21
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-06-2012, 08:43 PM)Eternal Sword Wrote:  that's where that goddamn mr. obvious that's really a man is from. gaah.gif he acts like a woman with permanent PMS.


I did not read that statement

it was just a figment

i am not here

Mr. Obvious, is not real

i am not real

the world is a figment

i will get sleep
wake

and there was never anything remotely obvious

fireworks do not exist

i am a holgram and i do not exist

planets are spots on a pane of glass

the sun is just a Flare the military dropped

it was all just one big Weather Baloon

no Arab pilots exist

twin towers ?
what twin towers ?

Weapons of Mass Destruction are really onlt
Kitchen Utensils,

clouds make faces at me

water is a figment with a false Identity

God Had a Hemoroidal Flare-up
on the day his Wife stated her PMS

so this world, never got finsihed

i just turned to speak
to the little man on my shoulder

he was not there, in his place
was a sign
that read::::::::::::::

FOR RENT

Purple is not a color
it is a feel

space is not a frontier
it is a smell

time is a waste of space

shït in my locker got free

i have to get my shït together
and have it help me find it

the key of "F sharp is dull
some one hone it please

simple things
have furry ears
and cheat at checkers

i can only die once
i feel cheated on that

3 corner hats
have no corners when
they are flat

having a spare tire
does not make you good
at getting laid

having nothing to do,,, do it anyway
but use a condom

safety
is paranoia
but makes your insurance cheaper

cook, sneeze
and leave the light
off, but don't step
into the frying pan in the dark
stay in the fire instead

if mind was matter
it would not mind
nor would it matter

oil your locks
and
grease your keys
they slide down the throat easier
when you have to hide them

Eggs on Bacon
never reproduce
go ahead and eat them

Turn left at the light
there's never anything good
to the right

someone somewhere
probably knows something
be not affraid though
by the time it matters
Fashion will change

Galactic conference
is coming up
we are not invited
so take the day off
and spin stories around
why you never were popular

if six was nine
Jimi Hendrix
would be an Eienstien

World War one
was actually second
the referee was paid off

cheat on all exams
and your resume'
it's about getting paid for the job

not about doing it well
just ask any Politition

never Beat a Red Headed Step Child
they may end up working in a fast food joint
and spit in your cheese burger Later in life

Holograms are real
you however are not

never work overtime
it will work you over back

be pleasent
be sublime
be you, so no one else
has to do your shït

ask not what
your country can do for you

just demand it


be at Peace
no one else is using that space

Go see a Doctor
just because you can
and go see a prawn flick
and pretend you are the man

stop the War
and let the Geese cross the road





07-06-2012, 09:39 PM #22
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,601 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
Fingers been drinking coffee, Rog?


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-06-2012, 09:43 PM #23
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
I think he might have touched some bath salts.


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07-06-2012, 10:03 PM #24
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
what ?
what you talkin' bout Willis ?
07-07-2012, 12:06 AM #25
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Never mind, I forgot. It's been a long week :whew:
07-07-2012, 02:51 AM #26
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
Octo
i wasn't talkin' to you

i was talkin' to the little man on
my shoulder


he came back demanding his rental deposit back
07-07-2012, 10:10 AM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
heh heh
gave the little man half his deposit back,,,

he didn't bother to clean the dandruff off my shoulder before he moved out


told him

hey,,,
it was a cleaning deposit

that shoulder look clean to you ?

had him,, right there

i ain't washed in two,,,three years
07-07-2012, 10:40 AM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,283 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif Octo and I haven't used shampoo in nearly half a year. Once a week with baking soda and vinegar/ water rinse. We brush our teeth with baking soda and hydrogen peroxide, feels liberating to get rid of the POO poisons.
We don't do anything out of lined cans or clear plastic bottles. If everyone did this we could break the chains. They are keeping the sheepsies enslaved through chemicals. Too stupid to realize, many will think we are crazy hippies. Well, maybe so, but have another round of MSG laden Doritos and watch Dancing with the Stars, drink that chemically poisoned water pay your healthcare penalty, line up like good little doobies for the chip that's coming.
ğck THAT. wigglesparta2.gif

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07-07-2012, 11:43 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
baking soda and hydrogen peroxide is all we had when i was a kid for teeth scrubin'

i had to gargel water and Hp when i got sore throats
shït worked good

nowaday

well,,, hot sauce enemas for old folks is nice ,,, i guess



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