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LOL London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
04-09-2018, 11:39 AM #1
Strigoi Diavolul
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Quote:The police will now stop and frisk people believed to be carrying knives.

An epidemic of stabbings and acid attacks in London has gotten so bad that London mayor Sadiq Khan is announcing broad new "knife control" policies designed to keep these weapons of war out of the hands of Londoners looking to cause others harm.

The "tough, immediate" measures involve an incredible police crackdown, a ban on home deliveries of knives and acid, and expanding law enforcement stop-and-search powers so that police may stop anyone they believe to be a threat, or planning a knife or acid attack.

More @ dailywire.com

Knives and acid aren't the problem here, how insulting.

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04-09-2018, 12:01 PM #2
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Problem solved.

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04-09-2018, 12:41 PM #3
Mars Member
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You can ban all the things but at some point you'll have to start cutting arms off.
04-09-2018, 01:06 PM #4
Strigoi Diavolul
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(04-09-2018, 12:41 PM)Mars Wrote:  You can ban all the things but at some point you'll have to start cutting arms off.

Letter perfect Mars. The authorities and media dance around the problem and blame everything but the obvious. What do I care, it's already too late, and haven't lived in the UK for a number of years, but I still have family there.

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04-09-2018, 02:18 PM #5
Elegant Fail Member
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sad2.gif I figured this for a satirical piece at first. It's not the thought that counts on this problem.
04-09-2018, 05:02 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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They need to start selling only pureed food so that there will be no need to cut anything anymore. Problem solved.

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04-09-2018, 06:21 PM #7
Meh Member
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damned.gif Sporks are the answer.
04-09-2018, 06:22 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Yeah well, it's all fun and games until someone sporks your eye out
04-09-2018, 06:28 PM #9
Meh Member
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I know a lot of people that need a good sporking.
04-09-2018, 06:29 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I bet you do


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04-09-2018, 06:55 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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There are underlying issues that may well be irreparable, but knife control?

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BTW, that is real.

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04-09-2018, 09:40 PM #12
Meh Member
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(04-09-2018, 06:55 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  There are underlying issues that may well be irreparable, but knife control?

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BTW, that is real.

A band-aid isn't the answer for a gaping wound. All we get are childish answers to life threatening problems. It's like the gun control argument it's beautiful in theory, but FUBAR in the real world.

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04-09-2018, 10:20 PM #13
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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(04-09-2018, 06:28 PM)Meh Wrote:  I know a lot of people that need a good sporking.

Be careful with that crazy talk! hiding.gif
04-10-2018, 07:31 PM #14
Adde All in Moderation
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I remember as a kid I always wanted to go to the UK, forget that. Now I'm more into visiting Octo, Jay and Mason in Finland.



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