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LQP-79 ZOMBIE VIRUS CONFIRMED IN MIAMI
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06-07-2012, 04:43 PM #1
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
Quote:The Jun 4th, 2012 LQP-79 Public Announcement indicated that the three previous attacks associated with the virus were somehow connected to the Miami International Airport. The Florida Department of Health has not released an announcement that would indicate that a potential health hazard associated with the departure from Miami International Airport would exist.

As a precaution, the CDD is releasing Interim Guidance for Management of Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae aboard commercial aircraft.

Mild symptoms of LQP-79 include high fever, vomiting, coughing, chest pains, increased blood pressure, and increased heart rate. Later and more severe symptoms include psychotic behavior and extreme aggression.

http://lqpvirus.com/lqp-79-air-travel-gu...fety-tips/
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06-07-2012, 04:45 PM #2
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Quote:The LQP-79 virus is not like a zombie virus from the movies which you can never destroy or which progresses rapidly. The virus works very much like the common flu virus and can take as long as 48 hours for symptoms to occur. The LQP-79 mental virus can be cleaned up with common sense and household chemicals if you suspect something has been contaminated. If you have an open wound or break in the skin and a blood transfer takes place there is no known cure for the LQP-79 virus and mind disease.

One you have been infected with LQP-79 virus you must be isolated from society until a cure can be found or you must be destroyed to stop the spread of this deadly mental disorder. The LQP-79 virus can be spread by anyone within speaking distance and word of the disease taking over the minds of young victims in their early teens has occurred in North America.

Not all victims of the LQP-79 virus are susceptible to cannibal attacks or have a taste for flesh. A predisposition to aggressive mental disorders can alter the course of a LQP-79 virus infection and each victim will have their own experiences. A sustained long period of overheating and high fever are common in all LQP-79 virus victims in the 24 to 48 range as the victim comes to realize the disease is setting in. Paranoia, vomiting and nudity are common first signs of LQP-79 virus infection and anyone with a fever should seek medical attention or plan for their death. If you have sudden urge to bite someone you might have been infected with the LQP-79 virus and you should quickly subdue yourself in quarantine until authorities arrive. If you are unable to control your urges you can supplement your hunger with the bloody red meat from the grocery store for a short period of time.
http://lqp-79.org/stop-the-lqp-79-virus/
06-07-2012, 04:49 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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06-07-2012, 04:52 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Google is your friend OP... http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.actio...4981380339
The website is a hoax.


"The whole underlying point of it was to make a statement about social media and mass hysteria," said creator Alfred Moya. "I spent about an hour and a half on the whole thing and now, five days later, people are still calling from around the world thinking that it's true."

Never heard of LQP-79, when I searched for it and the CDC the above is what I found.

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06-07-2012, 04:52 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:Paranoia, vomiting and nudity are common first signs of LQP-79 virus infection

I've had all those. Not simultaneously necessarily, but still... uhoh.gif

This can't be real damned.gif
06-07-2012, 05:00 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(06-07-2012, 04:52 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif Google is your friend OP... http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.actio...4981380339
The website is a hoax.


chuckle.gif good find JR rofl.gif
06-07-2012, 05:04 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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:whew:
06-07-2012, 05:05 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Not really so amazing, I bought it too until I did the logical thing and try to find out more. 12.gif This hoax went so big, I'm now worried about the gullibility virus. chuckle.gif

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06-07-2012, 05:12 PM #9
yankees skier
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Biere.
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06-07-2012, 05:35 PM #10
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(06-07-2012, 04:52 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif Google is your friend OP... http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.actio...4981380339
The website is a hoax.


"The whole underlying point of it was to make a statement about social media and mass hysteria," said creator Alfred Moya. "I spent about an hour and a half on the whole thing and now, five days later, people are still calling from around the world thinking that it's true."

Never heard of LQP-79, when I searched for it and the CDC the above is what I found.


that guy created the .org site not http://www.lqpvirus.com
06-07-2012, 06:09 PM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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Quote:"The whole underlying point of it was to make a statement about social media and mass hysteria," said creator Alfred Moya. "I spent about an hour and a half on the whole thing and now, five days later, people are still calling from around the world thinking that it's true."

Same goes for regular mainstream "news" media.
More like five generations later, people still thinking it's true.
06-07-2012, 06:13 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Quote:As a precaution, the CDD is releasing Interim Guidance for Management of Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae aboard commercial aircraft.

What's "the CDD"?



Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-07-2012, 06:30 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Never mind. I clicked the link.


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It seems the site isn't the only thing fake about this story. It would seem that LQP-79 is fake too.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-07-2012, 06:58 PM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Boy, one of my favorite past times is getting Nekid,,, running Scared
as I vomit

why is it,,, i never get a nice virus like this,,, that is not only FUN,,, but useful?

think about it,, it is useful for getting the line in front of you at the market cleared
out of the way.

and what Bum, is gonna bug you for spare change

hell, even traffic will let you pass

and TSA will certainly pass you right on by.
06-07-2012, 07:40 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Running around nekid vomiting happens frequently here in the summer and I can imagine some of them are paranoid too.

People certainly leave you alone if they think you're crazy!

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