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LQP-79 ZOMBIE VIRUS CONFIRMED IN MIAMI
06-07-2012, 09:34 PM #16
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06-07-2012, 09:46 PM #17
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First off many have these symptoms it's called pms 2nd the cdd? Just another fake wanna be gov site until i see stentches on my street i call bullshitcheers.gif
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06-07-2012, 11:53 PM #18
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Lol cookie monster.

(06-07-2012, 09:46 PM)Ghostie Wrote:  First off many have these symptoms it's called pms 2nd the cdd? Just another fake wanna be gov site until i see stentches on my street i call bullshitcheers.gif


So I guess that means we have to round up all the moody woman just in case lol. I tell you what, if those are fake, they put a lot of effort into those articles
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06-07-2012, 11:55 PM #19
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The Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae sounds so much more plausible then the other LQP deal that sounded like a hippie cocktail lol
06-08-2012, 12:21 AM #20
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I googled Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae and noticed 5th result from the top was a link to this forum. lmao.gif


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06-08-2012, 07:06 AM #21
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(06-07-2012, 11:53 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Lol cookie monster.

(06-07-2012, 09:46 PM)Ghostie Wrote:  First off many have these symptoms it's called pms 2nd the cdd? Just another fake wanna be gov site until i see stentches on my street i call bullshitcheers.gif


So I guess that means we have to round up all the moody woman just in case lol. I tell you what, if those are fake, they put a lot of effort into those articles
better not round em up in the afternoon when oparah and phil are in the tube. Could cause riots and the makers of those sites are idiots inmhocheers.gif
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06-10-2012, 10:18 PM #22
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(06-07-2012, 04:43 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
Quote:The Jun 4th, 2012 LQP-79 Public Announcement indicated that the three previous attacks associated with the virus were somehow connected to the Miami International Airport. The Florida Department of Health has not released an announcement that would indicate that a potential health hazard associated with the departure from Miami International Airport would exist.

As a precaution, the CDD is releasing Interim Guidance for Management of Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae aboard commercial aircraft.

Mild symptoms of LQP-79 include high fever, vomiting, coughing, chest pains, increased blood pressure, and increased heart rate. Later and more severe symptoms include psychotic behavior and extreme aggression.

http://lqpvirus.com/lqp-79-air-travel-gu...fety-tips/


LQP-79 Public Announcement Video now available
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06-10-2012, 10:18 PM #23
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(06-10-2012, 10:18 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(06-07-2012, 04:43 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
Quote:The Jun 4th, 2012 LQP-79 Public Announcement indicated that the three previous attacks associated with the virus were somehow connected to the Miami International Airport. The Florida Department of Health has not released an announcement that would indicate that a potential health hazard associated with the departure from Miami International Airport would exist.

As a precaution, the CDD is releasing Interim Guidance for Management of Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae aboard commercial aircraft.

Mild symptoms of LQP-79 include high fever, vomiting, coughing, chest pains, increased blood pressure, and increased heart rate. Later and more severe symptoms include psychotic behavior and extreme aggression.

http://lqpvirus.com/lqp-79-air-travel-gu...fety-tips/


LQP-79 Public Announcement Video now available


Forgot URL lol:

http://lqpvirus.com/lqp79_public_announc...al_origin/
06-10-2012, 10:36 PM #24
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CDD? 13.gif Seriously, there is no such agency.
06-10-2012, 10:39 PM #25
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rofl.gif There is no Center for disease deterrents that is a legitimate organization. This thing just keeps rolling and none of it is fact.

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06-11-2012, 05:56 AM #26
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(06-07-2012, 11:55 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  The Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae sounds so much more plausible then the other LQP deal that sounded like a hippie cocktail lol


Oh THAT LQP-79! Well, that was just a series of drinks that were failed attempts at creating a stronger drink that the infamous Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.



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06-11-2012, 06:29 AM #27
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(06-07-2012, 04:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  
Quote:Paranoia, vomiting and nudity are common first signs of LQP-79 virus infection

I've had all those. Not simultaneously necessarily, but still... uhoh.gif

This can't be real damned.gif
cooking again?chuckle.gif
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06-14-2012, 07:58 PM #28
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Check out the CDD LQP-79 Public Announcement if you have not already at

http://lqpvirus.com/lqp79_public_announc...al_origin/
06-14-2012, 09:47 PM #29
Octo Mother Superior
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Yeah we saw that! Still a fictional agency as far as we know.


Also, try a search on LPQ-79 at scholar.google.com ...

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06-14-2012, 10:34 PM #30
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something to think about maybe the gov't is making all this to look fake but maybe it might just be :be realdamned.gif just a thought after all your gov't would never lie to you right?damned.gif



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