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Ladies, have you ever suffered from ghosts in your lady parts?
08-27-2013, 03:21 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Huang Jianjun was arrested this month in China's Guangdong Province for allegedly convincing a woman that his penis could get rid of evil spirits in her vagina, according to a translation of the Southern Metropolis Daily by the Global Times.

The victim allegedly came to the self-described "Ghostbuster" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That's when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea.

From the Global Times:

Huang then convinced [the victim] to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/24...weird-news

lmao.gif Rly? rofl.gif
08-27-2013, 03:24 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif She should be tossed in jail for gullibility! gaah.gif I have to give the guy +1 for having the macadamias to actually try such a moronic pick up line and a +500 because it actually worked damned.gif wtf2.gif

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08-27-2013, 04:07 PM #3
j browsing Member
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never had a ghost...but maybe a few demons lmao.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
08-27-2013, 04:08 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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I hope you were properly exorcised of those bastards. rofl.gif
08-27-2013, 04:18 PM #5
j browsing Member
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lmao.gif big labowski told me he would take care of that

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
08-27-2013, 04:48 PM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
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Incubus and succubus...

Humans raped by demons...

I'll guarantee that happens a lot more than people realize...

Most people inficted with such unseen and uninvited horrors...

Dont and wont tell anyone about it...

For fear of ridicule from a society living in denial of our strange reality...

I'm not a lady but i'll be brutally honest as usual...

More than once i have heard the disembodied voice of an invisible female presence whispering my name who breathed her warm breath upon me and then kissed my face and touched my body and molested and terrorized me...

I know they are real whatever they are,demons? fallen angels? aliens?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

08-27-2013, 09:41 PM #7
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Introduce her to that priest who has the holy milk she can have a blessed oral orafice ,and and exorcised vagina....

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08-27-2013, 09:44 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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orgazmo3.gif that's like killing several stones with one bird.
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08-28-2013, 01:08 AM #9
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
only in china...

lol does anyone of you remember that story about the unknown "plant" they found after digging 100 meters? chuckle.gif



08-28-2013, 01:20 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
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ive had ghosts in my bum hole before.. my jesus dildo got rid of them.. amen.. chuckle.gif
08-28-2013, 02:22 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Good for you. You really don't want any dark energy there damned.gif
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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(08-28-2013, 01:08 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  only in china...

lol does anyone of you remember that story about the unknown "plant" they found after digging 100 meters? chuckle.gif




Yes! Please don't remind us! lmao.gif



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