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Last Chance Pudding Pie , Sure to follow
08-26-2017, 06:42 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,165 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
Well ,
off a bit balance
and next turn in the Road , you're ditch bound .

So , I didn't Die , I just skinned an Elbow .

If I'd of had Teeth , I'd of Bit it folks .

stoopid Boot got caught on a Skag of Rock
flipped over and I rolled like a Bum on Ice .

Next Movie I star in , I wanna be the little Doggie that saves Timmy from the Monster Crabs .
This stunt man shit is for Kids
not old Duffers like me .

By the time I got back upright , My Coffee Cup had emptied all over the Moss
on that damned Rock .

Ever see the Sky tumbling as you roll ?
Makes those Clouds look like Faces on Demons .

I wasn't scared , just disgusted with my dim eyesight , I used to be a Damned good Hiker .
Sheebus in a city sewer I was pissed .

Got back to town and Had me some Fosters Ice Cream to cool my
Temperament a little .

well , I ain't gonna wash no Panties
don't wear em , so that's a plus .

pics to follow tomorrow
08-26-2017, 07:17 AM #2
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
Posts:2,742 Threads:42 Joined:Feb 2016
flipped over and I rolled like a Bum on Ice .............

Last time I posted pictures, I got my ass ragged !!!

They couldn't handle it.

Look Up
08-26-2017, 06:16 PM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,165 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
Well , sometimes Pics just reveal a little too much , sometimes , ragged ass is good
and sometimes , a Pic saves us from clicking on a Thread again chuckle.gif
08-27-2017, 12:28 PM #4
stan Incognito Anonymous
 
Sometimes when you "almost" die in matrix land they say "nuh uh it counts" just a sprinklin for the may queen (isis) meng. That's why when you're in the spirit you never go in front of a car "letting you cross" it's a trap fish-man!
08-28-2017, 09:24 PM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,165 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
Owe ya'all a pic don't I ?

here , have a gawk at my Boot , Damn skag of rock is a destructive little bitch


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08-28-2017, 10:44 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,097 Threads:753 Joined:Feb 2011
Not exactly a monkey wrench but close enough to mess things up.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-29-2017, 04:09 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,165 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
It wanted an Aftermath Smoke , figured it wouldn't know the difference ,
so I shoved a wrench in it's Beak , it was a bitch to light ,
08-29-2017, 08:08 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,889 Threads:444 Joined:Jun 2012
(08-26-2017, 06:42 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Well ,
off a bit balance
and next turn in the Road , you're ditch bound .

So , I didn't Die , I just skinned an Elbow .

If I'd of had Teeth , I'd of Bit it folks .

stoopid Boot got caught on a Skag of Rock
flipped over and I rolled like a Bum on Ice .

Next Movie I star in , I wanna be the little Doggie that saves Timmy from the Monster Crabs .
This stunt man shït is for Kids
not old Duffers like me .

By the time I got back upright , My Coffee Cup had emptied all over the Moss
on that damned Rock .

Ever see the Sky tumbling as you roll ?
Makes those Clouds look like Faces on Demons .

I wasn't scared , just disgusted with my dim eyesight , I used to be a Damned good Hiker .
Sheebus in a city sewer I was pissed .

Got back to town and Had me some Fosters Ice Cream to cool my
Temperament a little .

well , I ain't gonna wash no Panties
don't wear em , so that's a plus .

pics to follow tomorrow

We all have bad days like that.




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