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Last Year I Found A Genie In A Bottle.
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11-27-2018, 05:46 PM #1
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“What would you like a bigger penis or a better memory? Asked the Genie.

I don’t remember what happened next.
11-27-2018, 05:51 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,185 Threads:1,485 Joined:Feb 2011
You asked for a little head?


Never ask a genie for a little head.


11-27-2018, 05:53 PM #3
Redmage Member
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Mushroom cap lmao
RLK nli Show this Post
11-27-2018, 06:11 PM #4
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11-27-2018, 06:57 PM #5
Meh Member
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11-28-2018, 01:39 AM #6
bohica Member
Posts:1,546 Threads:207 Joined:Feb 2011
Better than finding a meteorite, that would be fatal.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
12-03-2018, 04:09 AM #7
Imposter Member
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Well then, I suppose now your only recourse is to ask for a little ass.
12-03-2018, 04:16 AM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,993 Threads:756 Joined:Feb 2011
He's over at that other forum.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-03-2018, 12:55 PM #9
Strigoi Diavolul
Posts:1,728 Threads:92 Joined:Mar 2011

Un Strigoi printre noi



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