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01-03-2014, 02:52 PM #76
The Survivor Truthtard
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(01-03-2014, 02:22 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(01-03-2014, 02:17 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  
(01-03-2014, 02:13 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  single men would find it impossible here too.. i dated this total nutjob a few years ago, who i felt sorry for, looked like a supermodel (punk.. hot!), heroin addict and had his own housing commission flat/council flat.. he was 22.. the only reason he got it is because he fell through a roof whilst trying to rob a house and ended up in a wheel chair and he played up the crazy card.. he had been a street kid from about the age of 7 so knew how to screw the system..

i would guess No Doom that you will end up over seas again.. you will get some job and save up a bit of money and just go.. is that the plan? spain?

Not Spain. I am currently looking into certain job opportunities with accommodation in Canada. Thanks to Shadow for this route. So I may be knocking on Shadows door soon. 13.gif

There's lots of work to be had in Northern Alberta and Saskatchewan. I'm not sure what work there is in B.C. unless it's that pipeline. I hope it works out for you Nodoom.

My advantage with the Canada route is I speak French also
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01-03-2014, 02:54 PM #77
Octo Mother Superior
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That's excellent! I have no doubt you could do anything, given the chance. cheers.gif
01-03-2014, 03:03 PM #78
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(01-03-2014, 02:54 PM)Octo Wrote:  That's excellent! I have no doubt you could do anything, given the chance. cheers.gif

Given the chance yes. coffeetime.gif

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01-03-2014, 06:02 PM #79
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Bilingual is an excellent advantage. BC has work but it's mostly in the N in the gas fields and mines. The Yukon is good in summer but slows down in winter. Alberta is definitely your best bet. Oh and remember, a piss test is mandatory. Good luck!!! yay.gif
01-03-2014, 06:04 PM #80
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(01-03-2014, 02:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  We'll all end up knocking on Shadow's door chuckle.gif

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01-03-2014, 06:15 PM #81
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(01-03-2014, 06:04 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(01-03-2014, 02:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  We'll all end up knocking on Shadow's door chuckle.gif

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gaah.gif wayne5 hears music again!

"knock...knock...knocking on Shadow's door....la la la"

coffeetime.gif That's all you get.
01-03-2014, 06:17 PM #82
Octo Mother Superior
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My paranormal detector just said 'boat'

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01-03-2014, 06:28 PM #83
Wayne5 Member
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boatanical? boatzuka? boatalicious? boatzuana?

gaah.gif Now I'm going to be stuck boating all day.

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01-03-2014, 06:39 PM #84
Octo Mother Superior
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(01-03-2014, 06:04 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(01-03-2014, 02:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  We'll all end up knocking on Shadow's door chuckle.gif

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01-03-2014, 07:09 PM #85
Wayne5 Member
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Pulling your self up by the boot straps is hard. Got to have boots first.
Housing is a problem no matter where you live. Here we have property tax so you never really own something. Just a long term lease from the county.

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01-03-2014, 07:15 PM #86
Octo Mother Superior
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Same shït here and no, you don't really own anything except for the useless crap that fills up every corner of every storage space gaah.gif
01-03-2014, 08:08 PM #87
The Survivor Truthtard
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(01-03-2014, 06:02 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Bilingual is an excellent advantage. BC has work but it's mostly in the N in the gas fields and mines. The Yukon is good in summer but slows down in winter. Alberta is definitely your best bet. Oh and remember, a piss test is mandatory. Good luck!!! yay.gif


One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better

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01-03-2014, 08:12 PM #88
Octo Mother Superior
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01-03-2014, 08:14 PM #89
Wayne5 Member
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rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif

If we had a computer like that we wouldn't need healthcare.

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01-03-2014, 08:16 PM #90
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(01-03-2014, 06:02 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Bilingual is an excellent advantage. BC has work but it's mostly in the N in the gas fields and mines. The Yukon is good in summer but slows down in winter. Alberta is definitely your best bet. Oh and remember, a piss test is mandatory. Good luck!!! yay.gif

If anyone should know how to pass a urine test, this dude should. chuckle.gif






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