Lawyer burns himself up to protest global warming

**Elegant Fail** · 04-16-2018, 05:51 PM

How does a person "look suicidal"?

Were you wearing your rope necktie again?

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 04-16-2018, 06:01 PM

(04-16-2018, 05:51 PM)Elegant Fail Wrote: How does a person "look suicidal"? Were you wearing your rope necktie again?

You'd have to ask the Drunk that called in to the cops ,,,

I look different to each of the Different Drunks .

Last Week , some other Drunk thought I looked ,,,

well ,,, never mind what she thought I looked like ,,

but,,,,,,,

it took me all day to get a Saddle off my back

still struggling with getting her whip handle unstuck

**JayRodney** · 04-16-2018, 06:13 PM

At least you don't have a boring life, in fact, it's probably a bit too exciting.

04-16-2018, 07:40 PM

Not a huge fan of LEO's, I used to keep may hair long and got pulled over all the time. They were always looking for drugs, just because I had long hair.

**Adde** · 04-17-2018, 02:31 AM

I love a story with a happy ending.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 04-17-2018, 06:53 AM

(04-17-2018, 02:31 AM)Adde Wrote: I love a story with a happy ending.

my ending would be Happy to love this Whip Handle getting unstuck

I need to find that ,,,

Hey , does WD-40 burn when applied to Buns ?

I mean ,,, I don't want to make Matters worse ya unnerstan

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 04-20-2018, 02:40 AM

How's the West Wind Know
when the East Side is ready to blow

where's the Devil as the Ship comes in

and how to find the center of a long lost mind

what's the Fine for this kind of Sin ?

is it a matter of Suicide ?

Inspector claims it's just another poor boy
who took the ultimate ride ,,,

so this Here Body , broke and Bent
ain't a Murder ,,, but just a small life spent ?

No there ain't no way to tell
just exactly ,,
how a Poor boy gets to hell ,,

Rich Man get's his flame
it just comes with the Fame

But a Poor boy ?
I guess there ain't no way to know ,,,
How a Poor boy gets to Hell

but sure it is
He ain't riding a Rolls Royce ,,
He's probably riding on feet
and sure , that's not his Choice ,,
But poor ain't always all that sweet ,,

So tell the Parson I'll be Naked
when I go ,,
leave the Casket Open
as I'd like to have one last show ,,

and leave some Bacon on my Chest
my last meal , should what I love Best

and when the Flowers rise from my grave
can you pick those for me ,,
dressing up makes me look not all that brave ,,

~~~~~~~~~~ Suicide in increments of sliced dust ~~~~~~~~~

**UniqueStranger** · 04-20-2018, 04:32 AM

That act is something I can never understand. If, indeed, it was specifically for a cause. But, I think it was a psychotic mix.

**RLK** · 04-20-2018, 07:30 PM

(04-20-2018, 04:32 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote: That act is something I can never understand. If, indeed, it was specifically for a cause. But, I think it was a psychotic mix.

You know it, he should have been seeking treatment. It's sad but people with nobody that cares about them end up like this.