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Leopard teeth
Leopard Show this Post
03-12-2018, 11:53 PM #1
Leopard Incognito Anonymous
I just completed getting dental implants "Screw-Ins" as they call them.
I got leopard teeth shaped dental implants, modeled after the teeth from a leopard skeleton.
2 and 3/4 inch long canines, meat shearing incisors, and meat and bone crushing molars.

I have an easier time eating with these teeth, than I ever had back when my natural human teeth were healthy.
I can crack ice cubes, crack bones and get the marrow, slice right through an overly well done London broil steak like a hot knife through butter,

With my Jaw tendons and bones altered somewhat so that I can open it for the teeth...  I can chomp right through a Wendy's classic tripple burger, at least half of it in one bite.

I did notice though, that I have a hard time eating vegetables now.

I originally wanted lion shaped but they said that lion would be way too big.
03-13-2018, 08:42 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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You're gonna' be mighty dangerous during the zombie apocalypse zombie.gif


03-13-2018, 08:58 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Amazing what they can do these days. Are you hunting your prey yourself or just stalking the meat section?
03-13-2018, 01:50 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I remember that other guy that tattooed and modified himself to look like a cat.

He killed himself.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-13-2018, 02:55 PM #5
Strigoi Diavolul
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People that do these kinds of extreme body mods are just one step away from that. sad2.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
03-13-2018, 07:32 PM #6
Meh Member
Posts:1,151 Threads:46 Joined:Apr 2017
Those ball bearing implants in the forehead and dinner plates in the ears don't bring anyone happiness.
03-13-2018, 10:50 PM #7
Baron Samedi Vodou Man
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(03-12-2018, 11:53 PM)Leopard Wrote:  With my Jaw tendons and bones altered somewhat so that I can open it for the teeth...  I can chomp right through a Wendy's classic tripple burger, at least half of it in one bite.

Learn to spell triple.

03-18-2018, 07:48 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Okay, that gif isn't creepy at all.


Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-19-2018, 02:19 PM #9
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
Baron is a little disturbing, but no offense to anyone, especially if you are some kind of voodoo guy. :/
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-20-2018, 03:46 AM #10
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
(03-13-2018, 08:58 AM)Octo Wrote:  Amazing what they can do these days. Are you hunting your prey yourself or just stalking the meat section?

stalking the meat section



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