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03-12-2018, 11:53 PM #1
Leopard Incognito
 
I just completed getting dental implants "Screw-Ins" as they call them.
I got leopard teeth shaped dental implants, modeled after the teeth from a leopard skeleton.
2 and 3/4 inch long canines, meat shearing incisors, and meat and bone crushing molars.

I have an easier time eating with these teeth, than I ever had back when my natural human teeth were healthy.
I can crack ice cubes, crack bones and get the marrow, slice right through an overly well done London broil steak like a hot knife through butter,

With my Jaw tendons and bones altered somewhat so that I can open it for the teeth...  I can chomp right through a Wendy's classic tripple burger, at least half of it in one bite.

I did notice though, that I have a hard time eating vegetables now.
:P

I originally wanted lion shaped but they said that lion would be way too big.
03-13-2018, 08:42 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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You're gonna' be mighty dangerous during the zombie apocalypse zombie.gif

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03-13-2018, 08:58 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Amazing what they can do these days. Are you hunting your prey yourself or just stalking the meat section?
03-13-2018, 01:50 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I remember that other guy that tattooed and modified himself to look like a cat.


He killed himself.


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03-13-2018, 02:55 PM #5
Strigoi Diavolul
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People that do these kinds of extreme body mods are just one step away from that. sad2.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
03-13-2018, 07:32 PM #6
Meh Member
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Those ball bearing implants in the forehead and dinner plates in the ears don't bring anyone happiness.
03-13-2018, 10:50 PM #7
Baron Samedi Vodou Man
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(03-12-2018, 11:53 PM)Leopard Wrote:  With my Jaw tendons and bones altered somewhat so that I can open it for the teeth...  I can chomp right through a Wendy's classic tripple burger, at least half of it in one bite.

Learn to spell triple.

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03-18-2018, 07:48 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Okay, that gif isn't creepy at all.

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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-19-2018, 02:19 PM #9
Anonymous Kritter Incognito
 
Baron is a little disturbing, but no offense to anyone, especially if you are some kind of voodoo guy. :/
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03-20-2018, 03:46 AM #10
Anonymous Kritter Incognito
 
(03-13-2018, 08:58 AM)Octo Wrote:  Amazing what they can do these days. Are you hunting your prey yourself or just stalking the meat section?

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stalking the meat section



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