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LiMerIcks
11-26-2012, 03:47 AM #46
yankees skier
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You left out boobs. coffeetime.gif



Biere.
11-26-2012, 05:32 AM #47
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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So I did chuckle.gif
11-26-2012, 05:34 AM #48
Octo Mother Superior
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I bet Yankees didn't chuckle.gif
11-26-2012, 05:54 AM #49
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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rofl.gif rofl.gif

edit post lmao.gif
11-28-2012, 03:09 AM #50
オタマジャクシ Member
Posts:1,310 Threads:32 Joined:Nov 2012
Not exactly a limerick...

Now Venus is a statue made entirely out of stone.
There's not a fig leaf on her, she is as naked as bone.
On seeing that her arms were broke an Engineer discoursed,
"She is merely busted concrete and she should be reinforced."
11-28-2012, 03:17 AM #51
オタマジャクシ Member
Posts:1,310 Threads:32 Joined:Nov 2012
Ok, real limerick.

There once was a girl named Anheuser,
Who swore that no man could surprise her.
Pabst took a chance,
found Schlitz in her pants,
and now she is sadder, Budweiser.
11-28-2012, 03:44 AM #52
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,276 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-28-2012, 03:09 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  Not exactly a limerick...

Now Venus is a statue made entirely out of stone.
There's not a fig leaf on her, she is as naked as bone.
On seeing that her arms were broke an Engineer discoursed,
"She is merely busted concrete and she should be reinforced."


rofl.gif They should have used rebar in her in the first place.

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11-28-2012, 03:49 AM #53
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,601 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Engineering poetry. lmao.gif
11-28-2012, 04:19 AM #54
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011

lmao.gif
11-28-2012, 04:59 PM #55
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-28-2012, 03:17 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  Ok, real limerick.

There once was a girl named Anheuser,
Who swore that no man could surprise her.
Pabst took a chance,
found Schlitz in her pants,
and now she is sadder, Budweiser.


lmao.gif

Biere.
11-29-2012, 07:35 AM #56
オタマジャクシ Member
Posts:1,310 Threads:32 Joined:Nov 2012
(11-26-2012, 02:10 AM)Octo Wrote:  lmao.gif Men are so easily distracted it's not even funny! O wait... Yes it is! lmao.gif tassel.gifbeerbong.gif


It's not our fault - it's genetics. Men are hunters and our eyes track moving objects - and there is a lot on a woman that moves.
11-29-2012, 01:11 PM #57
Octo Mother Superior
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I didn't say I mind. chuckle.gif
11-30-2012, 03:19 AM #58
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
I love biere
wings, boobs
hockey, skiing
Don't care this doesn't rhyme.


(Biere Haiku)
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Biere.
11-30-2012, 03:29 AM #59
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
The end of the world is not a joke
I must amass more beer and toke
If I should die on December 20 before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to bake.
11-30-2012, 03:30 AM #60
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Can I have your biere? chuckle.gif

Biere.



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