Lineup Comedy

**UniqueStranger** · 09-16-2015, 01:41 AM

So I walk into the government service office to buy vehicle stickers and I see only 4 people waiting, but as more people line up behind me, the line does not move.

On the tables, they provide pens with different coloured feathers attached.

Then the second guy in line turns around picks up a pen and tells us when he arrived there were only 2 people in front of him, he then quipped that he might take the feather pen as restitution for the long wait.

I then said, that most likely, it is a turkey feather.

We all laughed and laughed.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 09-16-2015, 08:14 AM

You didn't ?!!!!!!

you shameless Woman you ,,

btw ,,, who got the Chicken Feather ?

any of those Peacock ?

I saw a Peacock once
and a Chicken too

I didn't never see a ,,, um ,,, what 'cha call it ,,, but it probably
had feathers too

**UniqueStranger** · 09-16-2015, 03:13 PM

At my stage in life, yes, I am shame less and there are laughs all around us.

Now, I think the government is putting pretty coloured and shiny things out in a long lineup situation for us to look at so as to keep us fixated (in control).

**UniqueStranger** · 09-16-2015, 03:17 PM

Not so funny government line up. Those French must have the rebel gene in their lineage.

**Octo** · 09-16-2015, 06:52 PM

(09-16-2015, 08:14 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: You didn't ?!!!!!!

you shameless Woman you ,,

btw ,,, who got the Chicken Feather ?

any of those Peacock ?

I saw a Peacock once
and a Chicken too

I didn't never see a ,,, um ,,, what 'cha call it ,,, but it probably
had feathers too

**JayRodney** · 09-16-2015, 07:10 PM

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 09-16-2015, 08:53 PM

I'd of taken all those feathered pens and put them in my hair

Bawaack bawaack bageek !

I do a bitchen Chicken Squawk ,, loud as hell too

Yeah , I got French in me as well ,,,

lop off their heads type French

09-17-2015, 06:27 PM

:LOL: I would have loved to see that - so would everyone else, I imagine.

**JayRodney** · 09-17-2015, 06:45 PM

That would have made a great YouTube video.

09-17-2015, 06:48 PM

Yeah, Rog, make a chicken strut video and post it here.