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Little Sis got suspended for conspiracy's at school
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06-10-2012, 11:26 PM #1
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See, and here's the funny thing... she didn't actually give a particular conspiracy theory this time.

My little sister, who is ten years old, has been learning about all conspiracies since about four years ago, when I started learning about them and teaching her, when I was about 14. So, she's been learning them since about age 6 or 7, roughly. Occasionally, in class, someone will bring up the statue of liberty, she she'll inform them about how the statue was built by Freemasons, and how it looks like the Roman sun God. Her teacher sometimes tells her "You're too young to know that stuff yet" (and yes, that's an exact quote. Apparently, learning is bad). I also frequently inform her about how parts of the modern American Christian customs are Pagan and based on sun and moon worship, and she will explain to my mamaw and other relatives how Easter is evil, and Christmas is unholy (I got a lot of heat from my family for putting that stuff in her head, not that I care).

And eventually, her teacher flat-out told her that she will "Find who ever is telling her these conspiracies, and never let her speak to them again" (I think she was under the impression that someone in her class was telling her these things, possibly). And, I told them... "Bring it on. I'd like to see you try to separate us. Go ahead and try." Never heard from her again.

Then, recently, my little sister's teacher caught a flu, and had to stay home. Everyone in my sister's class was making get-well cards for the teacher, and they were all sent to the teacher's home.

Here's the interesting part. The last line of the poem was "Conspiracies to do, so I'll see you."

When her teacher returned to school, she took the card and complained to one of the principals. They told her it was "extremely inappropriate" and she was suspended for a day.

Edit; The full poem is this;

"Good luck with your flu,
we miss you,
conspiracies to do,
so I'll see you"


What the hell do you call that?
06-10-2012, 11:43 PM #2
Strigoi Member
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agent_smith.gif sneakyagent.gif Noted.

06-10-2012, 11:44 PM #3
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(06-10-2012, 11:26 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  "Good luck with your flu,
we miss you,
conspiracies to do,
so I'll see you"


What the hell do you call that?


Ominous as hell! lmao.gifrofl.gif

Congrats on your education efforts there chuckle.gif My son had the neighborhood girls run home crying as a kid by explaining why there is no God. scream.gif I didn't teach him that though... lmao.gif
06-10-2012, 11:50 PM #4
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When I was fourteen I got suspended from school for three days for trying to sell a South Korean sub machine gun to a fellow student. The thing was it didn't work and the buyer was an enthusiast who still to this day is an avid collector. The police told my parents that it could have been workable within five minutes which was utter crap just like the gun. I was lucky not to be expelled. Ahhh the good ole days...

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
06-10-2012, 11:51 PM #5
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A plus on anybody's resume. chuckle.gif

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06-10-2012, 11:52 PM #6
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(06-10-2012, 11:50 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  When I was fourteen I got suspended from school for three days for trying to sell a South Korean sub machine gun to a fellow student.

I lol'd lmao.gif
06-10-2012, 11:56 PM #7
misterbumps Member
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how I got the gun in the first place is an even more bizarre story but I can't say cause i'm too embarrassed

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
06-10-2012, 11:58 PM #8
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O rly? pop2.gif


06-11-2012, 12:03 AM #9
misterbumps Member
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i was a bad boy when i was young

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
06-11-2012, 12:06 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Well main thing is you learned the errors of your ways and turned into a fine upstanding citizen.


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06-11-2012, 12:09 AM #11
misterbumps Member
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lol.gif

İmage

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
06-11-2012, 12:14 AM #12
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lmao.gif sums it up for me.

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06-11-2012, 12:22 AM #13
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As a ledgendary Icon of my former classmates ( some follow my writting on the net, and it may exspose an innocent )


i cannot reveal why i was suspended
i can say it was for giving my
girlfriend a kiss though,,,

it was where on her body ,,, that i was kissing her,,

that was a problem for the right wing christian fund-a-mental case, prince of poles

06-11-2012, 12:40 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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The fundies are a strange bunch.

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06-11-2012, 12:50 AM #15
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yep
i think it has a lot to do with the way the box they come in is folded
over their eyes.



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